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    HP/MF Slash. GoF AU. While Harry struggles in Fourth Year with the Tournament and its consequences, he cannot help but notice the way a certain dark-eyed Slytherin is watching him... and soon enough, he is pulled into a game darker and more dangerous than he knew...

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    29 Jul 2018

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    Short ficelt inspired by a gifset on tumblr, where Dudley stands up to Vernon and tells Harry he doesn't think he's a waste of space and I went off on a headcanon tangent of "whatifs". Not beta'd not proofed, just copied from the post so people could read it easier :)

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    13 Jul 2018

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    "So, you're going to ruin your niece's baby shower with flowers in the wrong color?" the florist, Stiles, asks when they reach the counter. He pulls out a binder and starts flipping through it.

    "Not ruin. Mildly inconvenience," Peter says.

    "Right, messing with a hormonal pregnant woman seems like a great plan."

    "To be fair, her fiance and the father of her baby is my ex-boyfriend," Peter says. "And we weren't broken up when they started 'dating'."

    Stiles looks up at him in surprise. "And you're still getting her flowers?" he asks.

    "It's under duress, I assure you," Peter says. He absolutely wouldn't be here if his alpha hadn't ordered it.

    "Well, shit, yeah, let's get you some purple revenge flowers," Stiles says.

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    14 Jun 2018

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    Originally posted here for the springkink pan-fandom kink meme prompt, "Harry Potter; Draco/Harry - massive multiple orgasms - a little malicious spellcasting goes awry." Ages are ambiguous in this fic, but please assume they're of the age of consent. Name derived from the infamous Lonely Island vid.

    Originally posted Feb 28, 2010.

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    31 May 2018

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    Some troublemakers target Hermione with a magic sex toy that makes it so the target feel everything that happens to the sex toy, it backfires leaving Harry the one being affected while the toy gets lost in circulation around the school. Harry has a hard time figuring what's happening

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    23 May 2018