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    "So, you're going to ruin your niece's baby shower with flowers in the wrong color?" the florist, Stiles, asks when they reach the counter. He pulls out a binder and starts flipping through it.

    "Not ruin. Mildly inconvenience," Peter says.

    "Right, messing with a hormonal pregnant woman seems like a great plan."

    "To be fair, her fiance and the father of her baby is my ex-boyfriend," Peter says. "And we weren't broken up when they started 'dating'."

    Stiles looks up at him in surprise. "And you're still getting her flowers?" he asks.

    "It's under duress, I assure you," Peter says. He absolutely wouldn't be here if his alpha hadn't ordered it.

    "Well, shit, yeah, let's get you some purple revenge flowers," Stiles says.

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    14 Jun 2018

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    Originally posted here for the springkink pan-fandom kink meme prompt, "Harry Potter; Draco/Harry - massive multiple orgasms - a little malicious spellcasting goes awry." Ages are ambiguous in this fic, but please assume they're of the age of consent. Name derived from the infamous Lonely Island vid.

    Originally posted Feb 28, 2010.

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    31 May 2018

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    Some troublemakers target Hermione with a magic sex toy that makes it so the target feel everything that happens to the sex toy, it backfires leaving Harry the one being affected while the toy gets lost in circulation around the school. Harry has a hard time figuring what's happening

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    23 May 2018

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    The boy may be smart, but there’s never a perfect way to hide an addiction—especially not when it calls to someone else and resonates behind their chest. Derek notices that he uses the restroom every single period they are together. Derek notices that it’s almost always a clear cut ten minutes that he’s away. He notices the tube of hand lotion tucked into Stiles’ back pocket when he goes and how he always reeks of the heavy perfumes when he comes back. The flush high on his cheeks, the sweat glistening just in his hair line, the heaviness of his breath, the scrunched bundle of his boxers above the waistband of his jeans after they were too hastily pulled up—he notices these too.

    Every day, like clockwork, Stiles gets up from his seat, asks for the bathroom pass, and goes into a stall to masturbate.

    AKA the one where Derek is Stiles' high school history teacher and also his secret Dom.

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    10 May 2018

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    A series of unconnected PWPs in which Stiles Stilinski and Derek Hale engage in all manner of depravity.

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    07 May 2018