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    Harry never thought Draco Malfoy would be the sort of man who could teach small children without poisoning them, but here he stands in the door of the Year One classroom. Harry must be living in an alternate reality, because not only is Draco good with small children Harry also finds him ridiculously attractive.

     

    Hell's officially froze.

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    17 May 2022

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    Harry Potter presents as alpha at fifteen, and it is supposed to change his life for the better. Instead, it leads him to a beautiful noble omega he cannot have, a political plot he cannot escape, and a threat on his life.

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    17 May 2022

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    Hermione and Ron are going back to Hogwarts to do N.E.W.T.s, Ginny isn't. Harry hasn't decided, until he has, in front of the Wizengamot and now he's responsible for Malfoy as well. A tale of enemies who learn to get along, get it wrong and get it on. Everything is purple, some things are on fire and no-one is sleeping properly. But don't worry, there's tea!

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    15 May 2022

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    Dumbledore, throughout his long, colourful life, had made a lot of dubious decisions, but the choice to send four emotionally constipated teenagers on a Horcrux hunt across the country to save the Wizarding World might have easily taken the cake.

    Or: The Camping Trip From Hell, and everything that followed after.

    ***This installment concludes the main arc of this story. Everything that follows after can be considered Bonus Material.***

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    “We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning...”

    The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself.

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