10 Works by ThetaSigma in Good Omens (TV)

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    Wouldn’t it be nice, Aziraphale thought, if they could be on the same side finally?
    But of course demons couldn’t unfall. It was silly to wish for that. And rather dangerous, since thinking that a demon might unfall and become Heavenly again was tantamount to saying that God had erred and that demons could be redeemed. And things like that led to falls.
    Aziraphale froze. He could Fall. Crowley couldn’t rejoin Heaven, but Aziraphale could Fall from Heaven and become a demon, and then they would be on the same side.

    ****
    or,

    A showing of Romeo and Juliet leads Aziraphale to consider Falling.

    Language:
    English
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    6,186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    598
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    Crowley has heard many absolutely ridiculous ways to summon some kind of entity. Aside from the pentagram, not one of them has worked (not that he'd ever admit he likes trying them to see what he gets). Up until, that is, someone tells him about a sure-fire way to summon a creature through his mirror. Crowley's more than surprised that it actually works.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    461
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    510
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    Walking down the street one day, Crowley sees a toy store's display window and is drawn to a rubber duck. He distinctly remembers Aziraphale telling him, "I asked them for a rubber duck!"
    This turns into a bit of a joke with them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    876
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    375
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    The story of creation is slightly mistold. By which we mean, God did certainly create everything, but for a very definite purpose, and it's hardly HER fault that Aziraphale and Crowley took so long to catch on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    227
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    In the many, many years they've been on Earth, Crowley and Aziraphale have heard many terms of endearments, but never angel. When they first do hear it as a term of endearment, they think little of it, but had it been given particular thought, they would have gone with human ingenuity. They were very wrong.

    Of course it's them who started it.

    Language:
    English
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    849
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    380
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    Crowley sets up a bit of a surprise for Aziraphale: a very special performance at a club by Heaven's Angels. Gabriel can be tricked into anything, especially if he thinks it's a team-building exercise for management, and the others will go along with it. They are even worse than anyone was expecting.
    Or: Crowley tricks Gabriel into thinking pole-dancing is in any way a team-building exercise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,713
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    227
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    Dancing has been on Crowley's list ever since humans invented it, but Aziraphale has been putting it off with transparent excuses and distractions. Crowley’s determined that tonight they are going dancing, regardless. He’s not expecting Aziraphale to be a perfect dancer; he more just wants the experience of holding his love close as they dance (or sway) to the music. In his mind, this is not too much to ask.

     

    “Angel, tonight we’re going dancing,” Crowley declares as he enters the bookshop.

     

    “Oh, my dear, but tonight there’s this lovely performance of Hamle--”

     

    “Nope,” Crowley answers. “There isn’t a performance of anything anywhere. I checked, and if there were, they’ve mysteriously had to reschedule. Dancing.”

     

    Or: Even the cha-cha slide is impossible for some.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    391
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    God has some things to set the record straight on. Specifically, Heaven, Hell, The Fall, Earth, and Armageddon.

    Honestly, I have nothing against Hell. Possibly the colour scheme, but I don’t like Heaven’s Head Office much better. I mean, really, I gave them everything in existence to work with, and they went with white and glass? I’m ashamed. They should have asked that lovely being who spun the nebulae to help them decorate, only of course, he ended up in Hell. Further proving neither side had anything approaching brains.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,078
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    673
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    Following the averted apocalypse, and their attempted punishments, Aziraphale and Crowley realise that snapping "For God's sake!" or "for Satan's sake!" or "for Heaven's sake!" makes very little sense, as they don't actually align with any of those. Crowley has before just snapped, after getting bogged down with who exactly he's invoking, "For someone's sake!" but that doesn't have much bite to it. He hits upon a replacement almost immediately.
    Aziraphale has much more trouble finding a suitable thing to snap in exasperation, but eventually, he gets it just right.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    493
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    A sequel to the very funny, very good Amateur Dramatics, with kind permission from Howlermonkey

    Aziraphale is offered a role in the next amateur play, which he accepts happily. This role, however, is far less suited for him, and Crowley does his best to try to help.

    Crowley changed the subject, getting away from the emotional topic. “Are the rest of the players going to be less awful?”

    Aziraphale frowned at him. Crowley found it adorable (he found almost everything Aziraphale did adorable, so this is not saying much). “Now, my dear, that’s uncalled for. They need practice, that’s all.”

    Crowley snorted. “Practice, an ability to recall lines, an ability to emote, and a completely personality replacement,” he muttered quietly. Aziraphale heard him anyway and tutted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,130
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    220

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