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    The tales of rising pop-star Shine Trzebinski and his adventures in life and love. The stories are meant to be read in order, but are more like vignettes following important moments in Shine's life, rather than one tale.

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    "I might have lied," Kaoru confesses. "I might have told my parents that I'm already in a relationship and don't need them to set me up with a complete stranger."

    "Kaoru…" Kojiro's voice is soft, even as his grip grows even tighter.

    "I might have told them it was you." Kaoru can't look him in the eyes now, dropping his gaze to the drink in his hands. "And now they want you to join us for Christmas."

    If spending Christmas with his parents isn't bad enough, Kaoru also needs to convince them that he and Kojiro are dating.
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    02 Jan 2022

  2. Rec 91

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    Kojiro pauses for a moment, carefully considering what he's about to do. He takes a breath, and sends: Show me how you'd sext.

    Kojiro accidentally sends Kaoru a sext meant for someone else. Things get a little out of hand.
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    01 Jan 2022

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    “Are you and Joe a couple?”

    “What?! No!”

    “So you’re just, like, fucking or something?”

    “No! This oaf couldn’t last a round with me even if he wanted to.”

    Not in front of the children, Shadow, Kojiro had been about to say, but the words die in his throat. Instead he turns to Kaoru slowly, fuming.

    “Excuse me? What’s that supposed to mean, cinnamon stick?”

    “It means you couldn’t handle me in bed,” Kaoru answers. He looks down his sharp slash of a nose at Kojiro, somehow, despite Kojiro’s height advantage.

    “Well, maybe you couldn’t handle me!” Kojiro snaps.

    “Doubtful,” Kaoru scoffs. He’s close now, close enough for Kojiro to see the angry line between his eyebrows, the irritated curl of his upper lip.

    “Prove it!” Kojiro yells, stepping closer.

    “Maybe I will.”

     

    And then they find out. That's it :)

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    30 Nov 2021

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    Best matchablossom!!!

  4. Rec 84

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    “Have you ever had sex with a guy?”

    “What?”

    Cherry cleared his throat and tried again. “Have you ever—”

    “No, I, uh, heard you,” Joe fumbled, mind racing. “Uh, giving or receiving?”

    Cherry blinked back in surprise. “I assumed you would give—”

    “You know what, it doesn’t matter,” Joe interrupted. He hadn’t had sex with a guy, mostly because there was only one guy he ever wanted to have sex with and he was currently sitting next to Joe on the couch, staring very intently and asking very bizarre, out-of-character questions.

     

    Joe had fantasized about this happening in a million different ways. Yet somehow he was totally unprepared for Cherry staring straight at him and asking, “Would you have sex with me?”

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    15 Nov 2021

  5. Rec 19

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    After the peaceful android revolution, the androids are safe for the time being. Safe being a misnomer - with the bureaucratic wheels of human society turning at a snail's pace, who knows if android rights will ever be a thing.

    In the midst of this, two friends grow closer. Just when things seem like they're moving onto something different, one of them is sent away on an undercover mission so secret, so dangerous, so important that the other can't know anything about it.

    Fast forward three months, when things take a turn for the unexpected.

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    22 Mar 2020

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