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    {I accidently fell asleep on your shoulder on the train and now you probably think I’m weird. }

    “I thought it couldn’t get more embarrassing, but now that you’re awake and still using me as a pillow it’s even worse.”
    Liam doesn’t like when people talk to him in the morning, and it’s not like it’s morning now, but he just woke up and the principle is the same, so he instantly hates the owner of the voice coming from his left ear. It doesn’t come from inside his ear, okay, but it totally feels like it, which means someone is in Liam’s personal space, which means he can punch them now and it will be the only reasonable thing to do, nobody will give him the looks or blame his I.E.D. like they always do, oh look, Liam just tripped on his foot, must be his I.E.D, Liam is late to class, of course, with his I.E.D and everything, poor boy. But nobody will say he punched this guy because of his I.E.D. because this guy just popped out of nowhere and started talking in his ear, Liam can literally feel his breath on his skin, so he wants to be punched and a punch is exactly what Liam plans to give to him while he lifts his head.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    225
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    58
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    The Neighbors Song from Theo's POV.
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    “Glad we worked this out.” Liam stops pouting for the first time and Theo barely catches a glance of his smile before he turns back on his heels. Just a glance, but it’s enough to shake the fundaments of his no more guys purpose. “I’ll hear from you tomorrow morning, Ted.”
    “It’s Theo!”
    “Same thing.” Liam shrugs without turning back and Theo keeps staring at him as he disappears upstairs again. What an asshole.

    He loves him already.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1414
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    Two weeks after the final fight against the hunters in Beacon Hills, the one that Monroe actually survived, which makes it the exact opposite of final if you asks Liam, Theo is knocking at his door.
    “I need to take a shower.”
    Liam sniffs the boy in front of him very shortly before frowning in disgust.
    “Yes you do” He agrees, before closing the door right back.
    “Who was it, honey?” His mom’s voice comes from the kitchen and only the delicious smell of the roast chicken she’s making for dinner stops the growl to erupt from Liam’s throat: he’s not honey, he’s a dangerous, deadly bee.
    “No one, don’t worry about it.”

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    2,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2037
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    The Neighbors Song. Two months later.
    It's Christmas time, pretty lights color every corner of the city and everyone is in a good mood.
    “He won’t. Stop. Singing.
    ...well, not everyone.
    __________________________
    Three months later.

    Just like all the good things in life, Theo is leaving him.
    “Please Theodore, don’t” Liam lets out a pained whine, tightening his grip as Theo struggles to get free.
    “Come on Liam, I’m going to be late, just let me-”
    “Don’t go, please,” Merciless, Theo gives a particularly successful tug and Liam has to use all his limbs and go in full octopus mode to keep him from sneaking out of bed. “Just tell them you’re sick, okay? It’s not even a lie, only sick people use coasters.”

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    2/2
    Comments:
    24
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    109
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1277
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    The Neighbors Song Alternative Ending.
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    Liam just had sex with Theo for the first time and for once, he’s not afraid to say it, life is good.
    He didn’t mean it like a challenge, but the universe is still incredibly fast to remind him what he knew already, that life is only good sometimes so it can hit you even harder when it’s suddenly not anymore.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    41
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    861
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    “Can you not? I’m turning five again just by watching that shit.”
    That shit, as Theo calls it, is the product of years and years of friendship, commitment, originality and a whole other level of coordination you are just born with. It’s not a fist bump, it’s not a nod, not a high-five and not a hug, it’s all that and more, it’s his and Mason’s secret handshake and Theo is just envious because he’ll never be able to greet his friends as smoothly as that. Or greet them at all, since he doesn’t really have any.
    “You jealous of our secret handshake? You should be!”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    745
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    “I always hear you singing on your balcony every morning, but suddenly you’ve stopped?”
    Or the one where Theo annoys Liam every morning with his awful singing until he doesn’t anymore and Liam is even more annoyed.  

    Liam hates every single thing about his mornings -the fact that they happen in the morning alone is enough.
    The thing Liam hates the most about his mornings though is the terrible voice of the guy who lives below him. He can’t sing for shit and Liam tried to politely let him understand that by throwing flour and water on his balcony, and also by shouting it to him, you can’t sing for shit!, and then by writing it into a note he proceeded to attach to his door, but this Raeken guy just keeps doing it, every single morning, like a fucking rooster.
    Liam did nothing to deserve this. He probably didn’t do anything to deserve better either to be fair, he doesn’t expect to open his window and be welcomed by some angelic voice singing him good morning, he’d just be happy with nothing. Silence. That’s something Liam can appreciate in mornings. Just some bark from his dog and the sound of his misery and that’s it. But no, god forbid the new guy lets him have that.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    199
    Kudos:
    417
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    5044
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    [Liam suddenly finds himself telepathically connected to seven people. One of them is particularly annoying.]

    After rinsing his mouth several times to get rid of the awful liquorice taste of the toothpaste his roommate bought hoping he wouldn’t steal that too, Liam straightens to get a look of himself in the mirror. Except he can’t, because Theo is in it.
    He’s still brushing his teeth and he hasn’t noticed him and Liam takes a deep breath, trying to keep his anger under control. He can’t punch the mirror again, his roommate just replaced it after the last time.
    “Oh my god, not you again” He mutters under his breath, irritation stiffing his shoulders. “Just fuck off, please.”
    Theo barely glances at him, not even bothering to pull the toothbrush out of his mouth as he replies. “You fuck off.”

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    281
    Bookmarks:
    42
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    2381
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    Liam angrily bites his ice-cream, immediately squirming at his teeth freezing, and he starts looking around. A friend, a friend, a friend, let me see. It can’t be that difficult, he just needs one single friend, so Mason will finally get jealous and dump Corey.
    [Lilo&Stitch AU]

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    696
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    At least in Hell he could sleep. He’d woke up almost immediately to his creepy sister ripping his heart out, sure, but then he’d fall asleep. Or dead, but dead, asleep, it’s kinda the same thing, isn’t it.
    Here, no, here in Beacon Hills there’s no such thing as letting Theo sleep.

    **

    Derek’s life is not a happy one. It just isn’t.
    He goes for a run every morning at five o’clock and that kinda speaks for itself. No happy person would do that.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    697
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    "What the hell is he doing here?"
    This is a question Liam too has often asked himself, and the fact that his ex-girlfriend suddenly came back from another state to ask him as well doesn't help him find an answer. What the hell is Theo doing there? With them? There is no immediate and logical answer, Theo is there and that's enough.
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    Theo has pursued the dream of perfection for so long, years and years, he literally stole his sister's heart to become the perfect evil the Dread Doctors dreamed of, and everything that attracts him now, that really attracs him, instinctively and viscerally, it's the furthest from perfection he could ever imagined. It's the unusual, the detail out of place, it's the muddy boots under the skirt of little red riding hood.

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    60,451
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    224
    Kudos:
    512
    Bookmarks:
    56
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    8659
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    So, that just happened.
    It’s his lucky day and there’s now a dagger planted in his guts. This is so unfair honestly.
    Liam is so disappointed by the world. You can’t even follow beautiful strangers in dark and narrow alleys without being stabbed nowadays. Ridiculous.
    And as if having the blade of a dagger all the way up in his intestines wasn’t painful enough, Theo is now trying to twist it around while still holding the handle.
    Liam just wanted to save his dog and have babies with him and Theo is literally trying to gut him. That’s what you get for being nice and helpful to hot people.

    “You know what? This is the third fucking time you’ve stabbed me! You aren’t getting this knife back. It’s mine now.”

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    408
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    4334
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    Liam gives Theo a love letter.

    “It’s pretty awful and I’m lucky that I can’t get diabetes because I would be dead by now, but yeah, I read it, happy?”

    Theo is not impressed.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    22
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    178
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1285
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    Liam told him people change and they grow and they evolve, and that’s why he can love him now, despite the monster he was. He told him the first time he saw Theo as something different than the selfish sociopath who tricked him into killing his Alpha was when he pushed him into that elevator and smiled at him before running towards the Ghost Riders alone. The way Liam described it, it sounded heroic. Theo didn’t have the heart to tell him it wasn’t even real.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    690
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    Theo is a vet.
    Liam is the annoying guy who brings him his Pomeranian everyday for no reason.

    [ThiamHalfBirthday - Careers/Celebrity AU]

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    868
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    It all started an hour earlier, when Jenna asked them who was going to take out the garbage.
    Liam was busy not taking out the garbage, so he turned to Theo and said ‘you do it’.
    Theo was busy living there for free and without any actual merit like always, so he should have said ‘yes, I’ll do it’, but he was also busy being an ungrateful lying asshole, so instead he said ‘I always do it’, which is so not true by the way, Liam is sure Theo doesn’t even know how to take out the garbage, since he has never done it, not once in his life, except that one time. So Liam told him that, he told him ‘oh, you do it once and suddenly you’ve done it everytime, huh?’ and Theo had the audacity to say yes and he kept lying and then there was an apple flying across the room and hitting Theo on the chin and Theo’s shocked face and it all kept going until his mother, who was there the whole time, said ‘fine, if none of you is going to take out the garbage, I’ll do it’ and proceeded to throw them out.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1859
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    “Ugggh” Liam moans miserably, feeling each one of the small cuts on his dry lips. What the hell is happening to him?
    “Shut the fuck up.”
    Liam’s heart almost jumps out of his throat as someone snarls very close to his ear and as he turns to his side he finds out two things he didn’t know before: one, he’s in his bed, two, Theo is too.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    285
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2339
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    Of course Theo had to come back home while Liam was rummaging through his underwear drawer, of fucking course.
    To be clear, Liam doesn’t care about Theo’s perfectly folded boxers, he actually despises them: the freak divided them by colour. Who does that? Who in his right mind does that? It wasn’t enough that he put long and short socks in two different drawers, as if they weren’t the same damn thing, or that he had little sticky labels glued to every compartment, no, he also had to go and divide his boxers by colour.
    Liam even accepted the sweaters distinction between cotton and wool, but this is just too much, this is clearly the sign of a serial killer in the making.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,860
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1719
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    “Enough!” Liam growls, throwing angrily his Lacrosse bag on his bed. “I can’t do this anymore.”
    “What.” Theo asks, very careful not to sound too interested, since he’s actually not. He wonders if Jenna made him buy strawberries that morning because she plans to make cheesecake again for dinner. He truly hopes that’s the case.
    “All this sexual tension! It’s suffocating me!” Liam gesticulates passionately and now Theo actually looks at him. Holy shit, did he notice? He didn’t think Liam was capable of noticing things. He’s still low-key more interested in Jenna’s cheesecake tough. That shit is good. “Listen, we need to do something.”
    Liam is still staring at him, so Theo clears his voice, tentative. “Do something like...”
    “Sex.”
    Theo blinks. And now he’s interested.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,096
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3426
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    "You have the audacity to wake me up but not actually die."
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    Liam killed Theo and that’s what happens when you try to make a good action.
    (Spoiler: Liam didn't actually killed Theo.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,864
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1427

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