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    The Married Speedsters AU

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    the Angels and Demons collection, even though they aren't related from a narrative standpoint. AKA, I'm sinning.

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Palis and her new husband are visiting the station, which would be fine… if Julian hadn’t just been outed as an augment after a quick trip to a prison camp. And that’s not even to mention the 30 hour shuttle ride they’ll be taking to a medical conference together. It’s a situation that clearly calls for a fake boyfriend, and Garak is happy to step in.

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    17 Dec 2021

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    " Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.

    But then the human had done something outrageous.

    Then the human had smiled. "

    In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.

    In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.

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    29 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    AU-gust 2021 Day 29: Pretend Relationship. A Sen Çal Kapımı crossover. Brienne really wants to screw up his meeting. | He only knows she’s a tall graduate student who believes that he fucked up her life. (And Jaime Lannister has fucked up the lives of many people, but not the life of this woman. Not deliberately.) | “Put your arm around me, I’ll be your girlfriend.”

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    14 Sep 2021

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    On the tail-end of being dropped by his junior coach mid-season, Yuuri Katsuki is hit by a car and realises the universe must have a sick pleasure in fucking him over.

    Or;

    Twenty-nine year old Yuuri wakes up in his seventeen-year old body and decides fuck it, if the universe decided to screw with him, he’s going to screw back.

    Featuring an abundances of gay awakenings caused by Yuuri Katsuki, Viktor Nikiforov who is constantly ready to fight for Yuuri’s hand in marriage, and a Yuri Plisetsky who fails to hide his celebrity crush and idol worshiping under a constant sneer of contempt. (Also including a Vicchan who lives and wreaks havoc with his partner-in-crime Makkachin.)

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    11 Sep 2021

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    Phoenix, twenty-six and in the middle of a catastrophically messy divorce, picks a really bad time to get addicted to fucking his ex. Miles, in turn, picks a really bad time to actually care about his marriage now that it has, for all intents and purposes, ended.

    Everyone else is just sick of these two idiots fucking in the courthouse after trials. If they just got over themselves and admitted that, yeah, they do still love each other and should have tried couple's counselling, they could fuck at home in their own bed without bothering anyone else about it.

    But because it's Phoenix and Miles, nothing is ever simple.

    A love story. In a really fucked up order.

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    29 Aug 2021