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    “Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts. 

    “Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

    Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

    ETA: Hello, I fixed this by taking it out of all collections. Apologies to those of you who had marked it in open or public ones, someone put it in a private collection and it disappeared, prompting a flood of despair in my inboxes on multiple platforms. If this has appeared as a new work, that's just AO3's default move for revealing 'unrevealed' stories. It has not been edited, save for this note. P.S. If you are adding works to collections please make sure the collection is public! -- Nat (Febricant)

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    28 Jul 2020

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    Bazine Netal has a simple wish: to be the hinge in a threesome with Ben and Rey—two people who can't stand one another.

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    11 Jul 2020

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    A rom com inspired by When Harry Met Sally. (No, you do not need to have seen the movie to read this.) Modernized, gender swapped, angsty and funny.
    Rey is Harry. Ben is Sally.

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    In 2010, Rey and Ben share a contentious car ride from Chicago to New York, during which they argue about everything. Including sex.

    Four years and another chance meeting later, both their lives have taken unexpected twists. And they're still arguing about sex.

    In 2018, Rey and Ben meet for a third time, each at a crossroads in their lives. They continue to argue, but in a nice way. So nice, in fact, that they become good friends. Complicated friends. Complicated friends who definitely do not want to have sex.

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    10 Jul 2020

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    She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.

     

    Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.

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    In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.

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    07 Jul 2020

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    The new barista at Jakku Java is going to give Ben Solo a god damn heart attack.

    Multi-chapter coffeeshop AU with plot because I am the trash of the thing.

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    25 Jun 2020