The_Real_Fenris



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    Hawke sacrificed himself in the fade for the Inquisition, leaving Fenris behind to grieve.
    Dorian would do anything for Inquisitor Trevelyan, but when he's tasked for a covert operation in babysitting the Inquisition's newest recruit- a reckless Fenris- things don't go smoothly. Love never does.

    Updates weekly. Crit is very welcome!

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    30 Sep 2015

  2. Rec 16

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    Say a hipster is chatting you up at an otherwise boring party--one of those homely types who'd have been out of luck had Weezer not brought nerd chic back. He tells you how he once built a time machine. Nothing fancy, just a garden-variety thing. He went back about fifty years, hoping to get laid at Woodstock, and ended up sexing up this hot guy he picked up at a Joni Mitchell concert. Hot Guy turned out to be the hipster's dad, who, convinced away from the straight side of the Force, moved to San Francisco, started wearing leather chaps, and never met the hipster's mom--and the hipster abruptly ceased to exist.

    As luck would have it, though, this act of inadvertent suicide worthy of a Darwin Lifetime Achievement Award made it so that the hipster never traveled back in time in the first place, thus ensuring that his father followed the straight and narrow, married the hipster's mom, and sired their 2.5 kids, the youngest of whom went on to build a time machine, seduce his young, bearded father, and kick-start the entire chain of events that led to this self-perpetuating time paradox. "In fact," says the hipster, playing with the lime in his midori sour, "I'm probably not even here at all."

    Is he right?

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    10 Aug 2015

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    K!Meme prompt: MaleHawke is working in a coffee and/or cookie/bakery shop and Fenris is becoming a regular customer.

    What happens in here? Awkward Garrett Hawke is a barista with a crush on the guy with white ink tattoos who comes in to Bianca's Coffee every morning. His friends Isabela, Merrill and Andy take it upon themselves to help him, in the capacity of Wingmen, to not totally blow it with him.

    It's an uphill battle every step of the way.

    Watch out for falling boxes of pornography.

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    15 May 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Post-journey. Sometimes you go from nothing, to something that’s at least better than nothing. Gojyo/Sanzo.

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    7 Apr 2015

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