The_Impossible_Whovian



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    Merlin James: Private Investigator
    Merlin Brown: Psychic Detective
    Merlin Johnson: Bounty Hunter
    Merlin Smith: Supernatural Consultant
    Robin Knight: Vampire Hunter
    Jay Moon: Werewolf Hunter
    Finch Lake: Dragon Slayer
    Emrys: Witch, Sorcerer, Sorceress, Warlock, and Wizard hunter

    He is a man of many names

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    When what should have been a straight forward mission in Hell's Kitchen goes pear shaped due to lack of communication, teaching his teammates sign language seems like a logical step to Clint. Communication when their comms are down - great plan! And including the local vigilante, who's been working closely with them on this, is a real no-brainer.

    Until it turns out said vigilante is an asshole that thinks sign language is beneath him, judging by the way he's stubbornly refusing to learn it.

    (Conversely - Matt's trying, he really is but damn it, those two signs are exactly the same... what do you mean they mean completely different things?!)

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    04 Dec 2016

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    They say that bad things happen to good people.
    This is true, though Peter would probably deny that he falls into that category.
    The Avengers agree that this is true, and then what are they supposed to do? Leave the tiny, skinny little super hero who is almost definitely lying about his age to fend for himself? People with issues have to stick together, and combined, they've got plenty of issues to go around.
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    After his aunt and uncle die, Peter Parker is left homeless and alone. Or he would be, if Clint and Sam could resist taking in stray superheroes.

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    14 Nov 2016

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    AU: Tony Carbonell is an omega, a social butterfly (just as his late mother would have wanted) and a mechanic whose genius is becoming the talk of New York’s luxury car circuit. He’s also completely in love with a man called Luke Vargrson (who is refreshingly unlike any alpha he’s ever met); yep, life couldn’t be too much sweeter for the freshly turned twenty-five year old...

    Until he learned that the guy he was so desperate to marry was not only an alien Prince but the leader of an interstellar crime syndicate known and feared across Earth as The Chitauri...

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    Nick Fury is a dick and his super-secret boy-band of super-heroes need to work on their public relations skills; who the fuck is Howard Stark, anyway, and why won’t he quit staring?

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    22 May 2016