The_Goose_Is_On_The_Loose



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    She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.

     

    Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.

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    In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.

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    09 Jul 2021

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    Draco is on the case of a murderer, but to investigate, he needs a fake relationship - and a kink club play partner. When Hermione volunteers to take the role, both do their best to maintain the lie without letting each other know the truth: neither of them are acting.

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    08 Jul 2021

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    Daaaaamn. Loved this💕

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    After six months in Azkaban, six months living without magic, and six months probation, Draco Malfoy reveled in the quiet. For five years working in a small bookshop in the Scottish isles gave him purpose and the silence he craved. Until the bell above the door chimed, and Hermione Granger started to make noise.

    And maybe he liked the sounds she made.

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    18 Jun 2021

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    During a routine Ministry audit, Hermione Granger notices an inconsistency in one company's inventory list: a higher than normal number for the rare ingredient, fulgurite. Her investigation reconnects her with business owner Draco Malfoy, who is more interested in acquiring her skills than answering her questions. A summertime game of cat-and-mouse provides an entertaining distraction, but only the lightning clarity of truth can reveal what they both really need.

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    31 Mar 2021

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    The Death Eaters are an outlaw motorcycle club run by Tom Riddle, a notoriously ruthless leader who works the brotherhood into high stakes criminal activity after the death of their previous president. Draco Malfoy is heir to the throne, but his life abruptly changes when fate lands him in the hands of a young doctor. Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.

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    06 Nov 2020

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    The motorcycle gang modern au your life is missing.