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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    And Lewis finally gets it—can't not get it, when just two years ago he'd been in the exact same place; being handed a second-placed trophy that weighed as heavily as it had been worth nothing at all, replaying all the mistakes he'd made throughout the season in his head, over and over and over, thinking about where he could've been faster, where he could've been smarter, where he could've been better; thinking about who he'd lost it to, about how losing it stacked up against all the other things he'd already let slip from out of his grasp.

    (or: Lewis wins the Championship; Sebastian doesn't. They both gain more than they ever bargained for.)

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    26 Aug 2021

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    ExtraJuicy 🍑🍑💦 Both sporty and spicy. Not a horse girl, but likes to ride. Have a sense of humor and we’ll see where it goes.

    “Is that Grindr?” Gabe gasps out, and EJ elbows him deftly in the side as several heads swivel in their direction. Fucking Gabe and his big forehead and bigger mouth. “Erik Robert Johnson, have you learned how to sext?”

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    30 May 2021

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    At twenty-five, Kyle Broflovski thought he had his life all planned out. He was living in Denver with Stan with a nice apartment and a decent job. Suddenly, his world is turned upside down when Stan breaks up with him and he loses his job all in the span of a few months. Now Kyle is back in South Park, living with his parents, and trying to figure out where he goes from here. Enter Eric Cartman, who always got under Kyle’s skin as a kid, and who was now about to do so again, in more ways than one. (A story about reevaluating yourself and your life. Or, How Kyle Broflovski Got His Groove Back.)

     

    Written for South Park Big Bang.

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    30 May 2021

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    He’s fine, though, he tells himself. He’s dealing with it. He’s dating girls, and using the excuse that he’s bad at it when Joey asks him why he never brings anyone home anymore. He’s fine.

    That is, until Joey kisses him at New Year’s, and everything changes.

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    Or: Chandler is in love with Joey and it's not the sort of thing you say out loud. Until, one day, it is

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    10 Dec 2020

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    “We’ve really got to ride back tonight,” Din says. “Just tow me back to town, I’ll fix the speeder up, and we’ll be gone.”

    “You’ll never make it in this state,” Vanth says. “I’ll tow you back to town,” he says. “Then rest up for a few days.”

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    “Come on, it’s Cobb. You were ready to hand your kid over to me. Call me Cobb.”

    (or: Din comes to Mos Pelgo, and finds a lot more than he was looking for.)

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    17 Nov 2020

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