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    “We…we are best friends, right?”

    “Yes,” Crowley said slowly. His eyebrows were still raised. “I thought that was obvious.”

    “And…and best friends care about each other. They love each other,” Aziraphale said.

    “Yes.”

    Aziraphale frowned. “But kissing is off-limits.”

    “Angel, if you’re asking if you can kiss me –”

    “Absolutely not,” Aziraphale said quickly. “It was merely a question that arose out of curiosity, it has nothing to do with us at all.”

    That was, of course, a big fat lie.

     

    Or in other words, a 5+1 style fic in which Aziraphale and Crowley are Very Bad at reading signals and communicating.

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    10 Jul 2019

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    “It’s angel food cake,” he said. He waited. When Aziraphale did nothing but nod politely: “It’s funny, see, ‘cause-”

    “No, no, I get it.” Aziraphale nodded again. “Very funny.”

    “Oh, shut up, it is-”

    “May I ask what brought this on?”

    Crowley paused. “Can’t a guy just want to try baking?”

    (Or, Crowley makes Aziraphale food after the world doesn't end. It has absolutely nothing to do with how much he wants to make Aziraphale smile.)

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    10 Jul 2019

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    Adam reasons that if Heaven and Hell just got to know each other a bit better, they wouldn’t be so keen to start another Apocalypse. After all, both sides have a lot in common, even if they hate to admit it. To make his point, Adam has every angel and demon fill out compatibility quizzes and go on a date with whoever they get matched with (be it angel or demon). But not just once. Oh no. They have to do it Five times. Five different dates in five days. Naturally, Aziraphale and Crowley have to participate as well…

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    "Oh," Aziraphale says. "I think Crowley might have moved in with me."

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    Potter and Draco go with the flow, and Draco doesn't question it.

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