TheUnquietDead



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    Imagine how pissed off you would be if you somehow ended up in Middle Earth in time to help, but you didn’t speak Westron. Or Sindarin. Or Khuzdul. All you have are proper nouns, and some random phrases like Mellon, and Amralime, and, oh yeah, the inscription from the One ring. because that’s going to go over well when you start spouting off long forgotten verse in the black tongue of Mordor….
    So instead of eloquently explaining yourself and saving lives and falling in love with a character of your choice, you have to chase them around like a slightly more verbose Hodor, trying to learn a language and keep the dumb bastards alive.
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    Well, it had to happen to someone eventually, and Pissed Off is definitely the way to describe it when it happens to her. But she still tries to do her duty to the fandom and keep the Durins alive just in case it isn't a nightmare after all.

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    23 Nov 2018

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    OFC/Freya travels to Arda and decides to save Thorin, Fili, & Kili for fandom
    Doesn't speak same languages so has to learn
    Tries to help timeline, changes a lot instead
    Bilbo gets with Thorin faster, Kili gets with Tauriel in cells, Fili gets with Freya soon after
    Kili kills Smaug and Nori injured
    Thorin not affected by goldsickness, Fili is and company agrees to have him as king instead of Thorin

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    Bilba Baggins, Hobbit Burglar of Erebor finds herself back in Bag End, young and healthy once more, she begins enjoying her afterlife in Yavannas Garden (the Hobbit equivalent to the Halls of Waiting) when thirteen familiar Dwarves turn up at her door, raid her pantry and start throwing about her dishes. Gandalf is convinced she's the right Hobbit Burglar for the job, but Bilba's done all this before and no one remembers but her. What's a Hobbit to do?

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    23 Nov 2018

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    Timetravel fem Bilbo has hobbit magic of plants and animal speak, her soul traveled back with Elladan and Elrohir (Elrond's twins) from ship to the Undying Lands when she fell overboard
    Instead of going through Mirkwood with company plus Elladan & Elrohir, she goes with Glorfindel to Mordor to get rid of The Ring
    Everyone knows about previous timeline

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    This time he would not let Thorin fall to madness.
    This time he would not let them die.
    This time he knew he could handle it.
    This time he would not tolerate the wizard's carelessness.
    This time he would claim what was his.
    Bilbo Baggins was definitely not the hobbit Gandalf expected to find.

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    11 Nov 2018

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    Second born Bilbo, Thorin, Fili, Kili, Tauriel, Legolas, Gimli, Bard & Elven Twins of Elrond (Elrohir & Elladan)
    Time travel-ish
    Smaug is saved and bonded to Durin Line
    Everyone lives, except the Master of Laketown and Sauron and Gollum/Smegol/Peldin

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    After his head injury in bofta, Bilbo remembers his life as John Watson, military doctor and best friend to Sherlock Holmes. Not knowing he has been forgiven for the Arkenstone debacle, he returns to the shire. A year later, orcs destroy the Shire leaving Bilbo, Frodo and Sam the lone survivors. Bilbo takes his boys makes a life for them in Rivendell where all goes swimmingly, until a certain diplomatic envoy from Errebor arrives. Three guesses as to who it is. problem is, Bilbo is not the same soft hobbit he used to be.

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    10 Nov 2018

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    Bilbo has past life as John Watson which he remembers after a blow to the head
    BAMF Bilbo destroys Ring
    Bilbo X Thorin

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    With his retirement from the military imminent, Cullen stands with his unit for one last inspection during Family Day at the base they are stationed at. It's going well, just as he thought, and his family is there having a good time. One would think there was no possible way that his partner could get them in trouble while doing so.

    He is mistaken about that.

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    09 Nov 2018

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    Oh wow
    I have no words for this
    OC Female Lavellen Inquisitor X Cullen
    Military Cullen
    During inspection hickey is found and chaos insues