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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a stallion protagonist must be in want of a horse girl.

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    12 Aug 2022

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    After fending off a siege on Huan Hua, Palace Mistress Su Xiyan decides to gather support in the cultivation world and shore up her sect's position by brokering a diplomatic marriage between a cultivator of good standing and her son, Prince Su Binghe. To ensure her highly romantic offspring's cooperation, Su Xiyan allows him a great deal of choice in the question of his bride.

    Shen Qingqiu is prepared to enter into a practical, political union. He is unprepared for Binghe.

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    11 Aug 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    It was good. Really good. The sponge was perfectly golden, its texture as light and sweet as a summer sun shower. The edges were moist with the chocolate sauce they had been soaked in, sweet and sugary and with just a tiny hint of bitterness, Jake must have used really good chocolate, and the nuttiness of the coconut contrasted perfectly in texture. Deceptively easy to eat, feeling like he was hardly chewing anything at all, and absolutely delicious. He finished the large cube before he had even realised it, and worse, caught himself gathering the sticky coconut off his fingers with his tongue.

    Jake was leaning slightly forward, touching his lip with his tongue. David could feel the blood burning in his cheeks. For a moment he had forgotten his self-consciousness in his delight, and now he realised he was a plump man, scarfing down cake in public like he was starving. He had probably dropped a thousand flakes of desiccated coconut onto his belly.  And Jake was staring at him hungrily. Poor boy probably never touched his own baking, to maintain a figure like his.

    "You should have one too," David said awkwardly. "It can hardly be fun for you, sitting and watching me eat."

    "Try me."

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    09 Aug 2022

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    Luke scampered the short distance and tumbled into the cave, scooting behind a rock at the entrance. He waited and listened until he picked up distant howling that went on for minutes, or maybe hours, and then, finally, the faint moo of banthas as they moved away. They were leaving. Whew.

    That left Luke with a much bigger problem: The Sand People knew he was here, they’d likely sabotaged or stolen the speeder by now, and he was stranded in a cave with nothing but a rifle with three rounds left, a survival pack good for only a couple of days, and no transport home. Great. Luke leaned against the wall of the cave and tipped his head back, thumping the back of it against the stone over and over. He closed his eyes and wished for rescue.

    Someone groaned.

    A Tatooine farm boy finds a wounded Mandalorian in a cave. You know the rest. This is not dark fiction.

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    09 Aug 2022

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    “Okay,” Luke says softly when they separate. He puts his hands on Grogu’s little shoulders. “Let’s call your dad, huh?”

    He tries to remember where he took down the man’s comms frequency, and realizes that he didn’t. Nor did he give his own. Nor did he introduce himself. Did he get Grogu’s Mando’s name? He always just thought of him as “Grogu’s Mando”. Has he got any idea where Grogu’s Mando lives? He does not.

    “Slight course correction,” he tells the child. “Let’s find your dad.”

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    09 Aug 2022

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    When the order comes, Shen Qiao is angry, furious that his brothers kept the negotiations from him. But what can he do? Denying the emperor is asking for death. Shen Qiao has no choice but to enter the Imperial Harem.

    Then, just as Shen Qiao is settling into his new life as a forgotten, low-ranking concubine, the emperor flips his nameplate. Surely, a night with a madman can’t be so bad.

    Unfortunately, the emperor seems to have other plans.

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    09 Aug 2022

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    Luke is nineteen years old when he unknowingly makes a Mandalorian a widower, without ever actually dying.

    Or: Luke and Din get married pre-new hope, and lose each other for 9 years. They find each other again.

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    07 Aug 2022

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    As it turns out, no one ever taught Luke how to tie a little green baby to his back one-handed, but Luke thinks he's pretty gods-damned good at problem-solving under pressure, thank you, and the baby is at least semi-cooperative. When he's sure the kid is strapped in as tight as he can get, Luke pauses, and reaches back. His fingers graze the wide point of the baby's fuzzy ear. "Well, kid," says Luke, and his voice is a little rough, but not bad, all things considered. "Carrying you on my back while getting the absolute banthashit kicked out of me, at least this feels familiar."

    The baby coos in his ear, and then kicks him hard in the kidney. Yoda used to do the exact same thing. Somehow, it's a lot more endearing now.

    Or: Luke Skywalker solves a number of life-or-death problems, makes some new friends, falls abruptly in love, and gets shot into space, all in the same day.

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    07 Aug 2022

  9. Public Bookmark 94

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    It is Cheng-jie who tells her, as she combs through Shen Jiu's hair, “A-Jiu, China is entering a war with Tianlang-jun. The Emperor is recruiting soldiers to fight his war.”

    This is when Shen Jiu’s beautiful jade-green eyes open. “What?”

    “Yes.” Cheng-jie does not stop combing her hair. “Every young man is invited by His Imperial Highness to sign up for the military camps.”

    Cheng-jie’s comb finally stills, and she turns Shen Jiu around so that they are facing each other. Placing both hands on Shen Jiu’s dainty shoulders, she says, “A-Jiu, they say they will teach cultivation there.”

    Every young man, she had said.

    Shen Jiu is, obviously, a woman.

    But this will hardly be a problem.

    or, a liujiu mulan au.

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    06 Aug 2022

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    It’s something he’s always been able to deal with. To shrug off and ignore, telling himself he’s fine.

    When he can no longer hear the leaves rustling along the forest paths of Qing Jing peak, he realizes it is getting worse.

    Because of an injury he sustained in his youth, Shen Jiu is slowly losing his hearing. He pretends like nothing is wrong in front of the other peak lords; he can’t let people treat him differently! But as the years go on and the problem worsens, he wonders how long the lie can last.

    In the end, it’s his own disciple that discovers his secret. The stickiest disciple of them all.

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    05 Aug 2022

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    His phone buzzes again and Shen Yuan scoops it up irritably. It’s another message from DemonHeart.
    DemonHeart: you seem to be a Luo Binghe fan
    DemonHeart: we can get you access to him
    Shen Yuan scowls.
    PeerlessCucumber: do I look like I was born yesterday?
    The response is instantaneous. A picture pops up on screen. Shen Yuan vaguely recognizes the woman that plays the drums, still in full stage makeup. Next to her, arm slung around her waist, is a face Shen Yuan would know anywhere. Luo Binghe, giving a wry smile to the camera.
    DemonHeart: he’s a fan, you know
    PeerlessCucumber: where exactly would we be meeting

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    04 Aug 2022

  12. Public Bookmark 92

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    Luo Binghe wins his shizun in gladiatorial combat and loses him on the long walk home.

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    04 Aug 2022

  13. Public Bookmark 88

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    Shen Yuan LOVES the local cafe in his new neighborhood, Heavenly Roasts. It's secluded, well-decorated, quiet, and the food is to die for. An absolutely perfect spot for him to settle in and work, and the discovery of the cafe owner being the hottest man he's ever seen is just a cherry on top.

    The thing is, though, he might have missed one or two things about the Hot Owner, as well as exactly what type of cafe this is...

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    31 Jul 2022

  14. Public Bookmark 88

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    Shang Qinghua got hit with a sex pollen, and he knows his king won't save him. Cucumber-bro doesn't take pity on him; he calls Mobei-Jun, assured that Mobei-Jun won't let Shang Qinghua die.

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    30 Jul 2022

  15. Public Bookmark 58

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    If there was one thing Shang Qinghua would say is the best thing about his job at the bar he works for, it would be sexiest, dreamiest, hottest, any other word for attractive, man that comes into the bar three times a week at the exact same time. He was hot, nice, rich and checked off every metaphorical box that Shang Qinghua had created for his dream man.

    What he wants to know now is, how the hell was he supposed to know that his ideal man was actually a crazy powerful mafia boss and that he may have, completely unintentionally, became his wife(?) according to his underlings?!

    How this happened, Shang Qinghua didn’t know. All he wanted to do was do his job, admire the other man and maybe hold hands and kiss and do something more—

    But now he’s been kidnapped, become the unofficial second in command of a powerful criminal organization and worst of all, he’s at risk of being fired!

    Rated T for language.

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    30 Jul 2022

  16. Public Bookmark 58

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    Shen Yuan had been warned, in the severe tones of his Jiu-ge, to avoid Luo Binghe. Charming, powerful men who came into wealth seemingly overnight always had things to hide, and this one had a reputation: people who got in his way or offended him were said not to last very long...

    But Shen Yuan isn't in business, and when he finds himself owing Luo Binghe a small debt, though, he figures it couldn't hurt to humor Luo Binghe's whims a bit... right?

    Written for the Bing/YuanQiu Minibang 2022

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    30 Jul 2022

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    My last, late addition to the Shen Jiu Good End Festa on twitter. For May 14, "Time for a wedding"

    Based very loosely on this comic by Levia_tang

    Or, Yue Qingyuan is hit over the head with the realization that he could ask Shen Qingqiu to marry him, Shen Qingqiu's suspicious mind cannot make sense of the sequence of events. Yue Qingyuan would never, would he? What is this, mind control??? (it's happiness, but neither of them has ever felt it before).

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    28 Jul 2022

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    Shen Qingqiu has a pet cat. The disciples dote on it, jokingly calling it “Shizun” because of the haughty way it carries itself and the green ribbon around its neck. Chief among its admirers is Luo Binghe, who treasures every moment of kindness shown to him. And the cat, with its sharp green eyes and human-like intelligence, is very kind to him.

    Meanwhile, Shen Yuan has some complicated feelings about being a catboy.

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    28 Jul 2022

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    Luo Binghe formulates a foolproof plan to get revenge against the high school teacher who almost ruined his life by banging said teacher’s younger brother.

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    Shen Yuan unintentionally and unknowingly uses his ass to reform an Imperial-grade douchebag.

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    28 Jul 2022

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    Drawing her own blood for cultivation should have been a choice carefully taken, but by the time she did it seemed more an inevitability.

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    27 Jul 2022

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