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    Tony’s face hardens as he says, “What kid.”
    “I don’t know, some twelve year old—”
    Below him, the kid coughs out, “Fifteen.”
    “—Fifteen year old—”
    Tony scrubs a hand across his face. “Don’t tell me he’s wearing a dorky shirt with a chemistry pun on it.”
    Rhodey frowns. That was oddly specific. Glancing down, he looks at what little he can see of the kid’s shirt—which isn't much since there’s so much blood now, but what could be once called a cartoon joke is printed on it. “Um, yeah?”
    “Son of a bitch.”

     

    Otherwise known as how Rhodey finds out about how old Peter is, and how badly he needs to beat Tony with a stick.

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    “Yeah,” Poe said. “Yeah, buddy, I’ll help you.” Sure, he could spend some time making out with Finn so that Finn could go off and make out with the girl he really wanted to kiss. No big deal. It wasn’t like Poe had a heart or anything.

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    “Teacher,” Mob said one evening as they were closing up the office. “Do you know anything about girls?”

    Mob asks Reigen for some man-to-man advice and Reigen gets more than he bargained for.

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    Of course it’s Phichit. They were roommates and rinkmates, spent years living in each other’s pockets, navigating the foreignness of Detroit. It’s only natural that they would have-

    Well. They’re a little drunk, is how it starts.

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    “I wish there was a way to practice first,” Dean commented. “Y’know, before the real thing.”

    “We could,” Seamus said. “We could practice together.”

    Dean balked, and Seamus held up his hands.

    “No, no, hear me out,” Seamus’ cheeks flooded with red and Dean felt like his were just as hot. “Ya don’t want a girl to think you’re a shit snog, because she’ll go tell all the other girls, and then you’ll never get another one.”

    “But I’m not—” Dean lowered his voice. “You’re my best mate. My best guy mate. I’m not gay.”

     

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