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  1. Rec 9

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    Tony takes Peter to a big science expo in New Hampshire. It's a long ride and Peter has a really fast metabolism. That means needing lots of stops to pee. Except Peter's worried that Tony will get annoyed so he tried to hold it and then has to pee on a bottle but he's really bad at aiming.

    *Peter is younger than 15 in this. I don't know how young he is tho. You can decide as you read I guess.

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    12 Aug 2022

  2. Rec 10

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    Steve would’ve been driving a whole lot safer if Eddie wasn’t distracting him every ten seconds by wiggling around like a damn toddler.

    Eddie is an idiot with a small bladder.

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    29 Jul 2022

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    A routine case has unexpected consequences for Peter's team - especially Neal.

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  4. Rec 33

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    When Peter picks up his new CI and drives him away from the prison, Neal has a lot to process, a lot to worry about, and a bucketload of trust issues. And he's riding in the most wonderful car. Peter takes him to Five Guys for lunch, he freaks out, and Peter calms him down by throwing peanuts at him.

    This is part serious story, part commentary on White Collar's adorably awkward and inept product placement. I wanted to see how much branding I could pack into a few pages and actually make it induce some sort of affection.

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    21 Feb 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Peter stares suspiciously as Neal turns to look at him, appearing every bit as distracted as he sounds. “Neal, what’s the matter?”

    “You mean besides the t—”

    Peter’s tone lacks much patience for Neal’s diversion as he interrupts. “Besides the traffic, yes.”

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    06 Feb 2022