TheTartWitch



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  1. Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (33)
  2. Naruto (24)
  3. D.Gray-man (16)
  4. The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (10)
  5. Rise of the Guardians (2012) (7)

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    A series devoted to my lovely boy Regulus Arcturus Black.
    These are not in the same universe, so don't worry about that. Just Regulus-themed.
    Marked complete but who knows what I'll add to this?

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    Basically just au's I wrote that weren't quite a fic so I just posted them all together in a series.

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    Basically just the drabble au's I've done in the other series, but just the Harry Potter ones. Concentrated Harry Potter drabbles with canon divergence.

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    Given that I've had practice being a whole adult human being - theoretically, I should be able to handle crises with mental fortitude and resilience, make friends with relative ease, and feed myself regularly.

    In practice, there's a lot more nonsense that gets in the way; things like restrictive gender norms, swords, and political instability.

    ... barring swords, not much has changed.

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    19 Oct 2021

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    17 Oct 2021

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    Xue Yang dies, and Xue Yang wakes up. Xiao Xingchen is alive and smiling at him. He's been given a new lease on life and he won't waste it - but what does that actually mean?

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    17 Oct 2021

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    He’s always thought, getting fucked is kind of what getting stabbed feels like, if getting stabbed was nice. He thinks of it as a weapon: he lets himself be hurt a little, and in return he gets a guy totally incapacitated and at his mercy. It’s fun.

    This is not like getting stabbed. It’s like being completely, disastrously known.

    (While he's captured and held in Qinghe, Xue Yang thinks he might as well get violently wrecked. Nie Mingjue does it with love.)

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    17 Oct 2021

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    With an almost trance-like detachment, Wei Wuxian touched his own neck, his fingers skimming over the fresh mark. The bite wound had stopped bleeding, although he had no doubts it would open again if agitated.

    Bonded.

    He was bonded for life.

    "Shit," he whispered. He looked over at the sleeping form of Lan Wangji—the Second Prince of Gusu and, until his brother was found, the sole heir to the throne. "Oh, shit. Lan Qiren is going to kill me."

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    Lan Wangji goes into a fevered rut and accidentally bonds with Wei Wuxian. When they next meet, he remembers none of it, and Wei Wuxian is determined to keep the bond a secret—even when he's sent to the Cloud Recesses to be a consort in Lan Wangji's harem.

    (tl;dr concubine!wwx is already married to emperor!lwj, who has no idea. drama ensues.)

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    16 Oct 2021