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    “What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”

    “I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."

    “You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.

    "I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.

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    “Electrical surges with no source, and music coming from the air, and that damn baseball game no one was watching, and I swear I sometimes hear voices right on the edge of hearing when I should be alone,” said Tony. “What does that sound like to you?” 

    “Sounds like-” said Steve, then hesitated. Tony gave him a pointed look. “Sounds like a haunting,” he finished, reluctantly. 

    “Oh no,” said Clint, in tones of mock-horror. “Ghosts!” 

    Bucky laughed and kissed him. “Man, I hope they’re friendly.”

     
    Clint and Bucky are haunting the new apartment that Tony bought in Brooklyn to try and impress Steve.

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    19 Jul 2018

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    When Clint submits the wrong form and accidentally tells SHIELD that him and Bucky are engaged, Bucky decides it's a good opportunity to wind Steve up.

    Incredible art by Doomcheese.

    Written for Winterhawk Big Bang 2018, betaed by 1electricpirate.

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    18 Jul 2018

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    Bucky tapped him on the shoulder, swaying back and forth a little as he waited for the man to turn around. “Hello,” he said, and then promptly forgot what else he was going to say, because this guy was fucking beautiful. “Wow. Good face.”

    Two of the guy’s friends, a man wearing a suit that fit so well it had to be bespoke and a man with a cute little gap between his front teeth, started cracking up. The petite redhead sitting next to them cocked her head to the side and pulled her phone out of her handbag. Beautiful Face just looked kind of pained, so Bucky redirected. He was a gentleman. He could take a hint. No hitting on beautiful guys who were uncomfortable with that sort of thing, no matter how lickable their jawlines were.

    “Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”

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    22 Feb 2018

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    They put a lot of faith in the serum to protect Bucky and Steve from poisons and physical damage. So when Bucky gets a dart in the arm, he doesn't give it a second thought.

    He definitely should have.

    Fics in this series are standalone

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    28 Jan 2018