TheSinnerInTheStars



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  1. Summary

    Mark Hoppus: Hey, this next song is for all the ladies in the hezeouse yeah. It's for all the ladies in the heaeaouzeouse!
    Tom DeLonge: Hey Mark. Mark!
    Mark: What?
    Tom: Shut the fuck up!
    Mark: It's for all the ladies in the houaeoazeiouse!

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    AKA The mostly smutty, sometimes fluffy tale of three hot ladies and their family.

    Starring:

    Wanda Maximoff as The Mousy Gothic Girl
    Carol Danvers as The Overdramatic Lawyer
    Natasha Romanov as The Confident Bad Girl
    And Wendy Danvers-Maximoff as The Product Of Not Pulling Out

    Series Order:

    Untitled Carol/Natasha Prequel
    You're Never Gonna Fade, You'll Be The Main Attraction
    Untitled Natasha/Wanda Knocking Wanda Up-Centric Story

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  2. Summary

    Tom DeLonge: Hey uh, just like every other band we believe in a safe form of sex, don't we Mark? That we do. So Mark will tell you about how safe we are.
    Mark Hoppus: Let me tell you about the safest form of sex, it's when you get super drunk and you have sex with like ten people totally unprotected and you do intravenous drugs at the same time, no it's not true!
    Tom: It's not true, you gotta carry a weapon.
    Mark: It's not, it's not true.

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    AKA basically every single Femslash story I could write, put under one series listing because why the fuck not?

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  3. Summary

    Tom DeLonge: Oh shit, hey let's all say some dirty words, everyone say "fuck!", everyone say "shit!", everyone say "dick!", everyone say "Mark's an asshole!"

    Mark Hoppus: Everyone say, everyone say "we hate Mark!" Yeah!

    Tom: Hey now let's do this one, everyone say "fuck fuck shit fuck!". That's the kind of words you should be using at home kids.

    Mark: That's right!

    Tom: What do we do now?

    Mark: I want everyone to call me an asshole again!

    //

    AKA In Which Wanda Maximoff gets fucked, all day, every day, and every way.

    Because fuck yeah, Elizabeth Olsen.

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    39,533
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    8
  4. Summary

    “The line is ‘so we beat on, boats against the current, born back ceaselessly into the past’. We’ve interpreted it as the meaning of us when we went against the current, against the grain and did what felt natural to us...regardless of what we thought we were supposed to be doing. We existed how we wanted to.” - Chrissy Costanza

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    AKA All those Team Cap-centric stories I always wanted to write. Nonlinear and non-connected, unless I say otherwise.

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  5. Summary

    Tom DeLonge: I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna start--I'm gonna start a therapeutic massage center only for, for--

    Mark Hoppus: I'm going to start my own nudist colony!

    Tom: That would be gross, you tried that in our bus one time!

    Mark: I tried to start our own nudist colony one time in our bus and it was pretty much just me hanging out naked!

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    AKA Across time, space, multiple universes and other weird literary things, one thing is for sure, Steven Grant Rogers will get fucking laid.

    Words:
    22,079
    Works:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1

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    For months, Steve has been teasing her without even knowing it. Wanda thinks it's about time he put thought into action.

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    20 Apr 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Steve and Wanda are on a stakeout in a hot Tunisian hotel room but there is not just the heat in the room they have to contend with.

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    20 Apr 2019

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    Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from finding the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle for Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change?

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    20 Apr 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    A night when the moon is red like blood, and the supernatural beings are unleashed upon the world. Silas University is no exception. Carmilla is a panther for an entire night, unable to revert back to her human form, but that doesn’t stop Laura from wanting her roommate-lover-girlfriend to make her come.

    warning: bestiality/zoophilia.

    fully-conscious Carmilla, though. and fully-consenting Laura (in fact it’s her bright idea).

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    20 Apr 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    In which Quinn dies and comes back from the dead, Death is a hopeless romantic, and Rachel has no qualms about the potency of her true love’s kiss.

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    20 Apr 2019

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