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    Derek raised an eyebrow. “You know I can shop for myself, right?”

    “I know you can,” Stiles said. “But I don’t think you will. So we’re gonna go to Walmart and get you a couple packs of tank tops ’cause you look really hot in those and some more t-shirts and Henleys and basically whatever you need, and I’m going to stare at you and maybe drool a little while you try them on. And then we can go to wherever you usually buy jeans and I’m going to stare at your ass while you try those on.”

    “Good to know,” Derek said dryly.

    Stiles grinned. “Yup. And then you can wash them in my washing machine and leave them on my couch until they stop smelling like strangers and smell like us.”

    Derek absolutely did not turn red.

    Or: 5 Times Stiles Took Care of Derek and One Time Derek Took Care of Stiles.

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    12 Mar 2019

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    He doesn’t come to The Beacon to pick up people. It’s precisely the reason why he doesn’t go anywhere else. People in this neighborhood know him, know he’s not interested in being hit on, which allows him to have a drink in peace. Derek knows he’s good-looking, but the type of people it attracts disgust him. At least other werewolves can smell the unfriendliness on him and stay away, but that doesn’t stop everyone. He went to a gay bar with his coworker Isaac once and it was horrifying.

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    12 Mar 2019

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    "There is a world where whenever someone fantasizes about you, you can physically feel it, but you have no idea who is thinking it about you."

    Stiles knows it's wrong, but he's been Fantasizing about Derek and he can't bring himself to stop. Derek doesn't know who's taken an interest in him, but he's enjoying it way more than he probably should.

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    27 Nov 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    Daryl's old man dies right before his seventeenth birthday.

    Or: The high school!AU in which everyone gets a happy ending and nothing (really bad) happens. <3

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    Daryl's been in love with Jesus since practically the beginning, but he doesn't have the courage to tell the Hilltop scout his feelings. Will he be able to before it's too late?

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    09 Aug 2017