TheSexyNun



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    The ghost of Billy Hargrove leaned in the open window of Steve’s car with that trademark smirk and, honestly, Steve was kind of impressed by how detailed his own hallucination could be.
    “Wanna fuc-What the shit? HARRINGTON?”
    They blinked at one another for about ten seconds before Steve’s brain finally managed to fire off a thought.
    “You’re real?”
    Steve couldn’t stop the words from spilling out of his mouth, his own stupidity a constant echo in his empty head. Billy’s face reflected his thoughts as he yanked on the door handle until Steve reached over to hit the lock with shock-numb fingers.
    “Real fucking freezing. Let me in, pencil dick.”

    Or: The Pretty Woman AU literally nobody asked for.

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    22 Jul 2021

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    Steve gets dissed, Billy sees stars, and the truth comes out.

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    20 Jul 2021

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    03 Jul 2021

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    Still, he is getting really desperate. He needs help with his essay or he's SOL for college. So Steve asks, “Who?”

    Robin flashes him her brilliant smile. “Billy Hargrove.”

    “Billy Hargrove, as in the douchebag with the mullet who literally brained me with a plate and left me with a nifty scar that I am only so lucky my gorgeous hair covers?” Steve tugs back his hair line, revealing a small, snaking, white scar.

    Robin pushes up on the table to get a better look. “I mean, I’m not disagreeing with anything you’ve said. But, he’s also the top student in Honors English.”

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    01 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    22 Jun 2021

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