TheOnlyHuman



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  1. Summary

    [swedish, found]

    eret and foolish powercouple. they adopt most of the smp we know n r poggers parents

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  2. Summary

    [series name for anyone that cant see it: people change]

    what can I say but Eret my beloved

    basically, Eret gets dethroned and ends up w Techno and Phil. this is their life after

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  3. Summary

    arkhos [greek] "leader", "ruler"

     

    a mafia au including sbi, dteam and other dreamsmp members.

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  4. Summary

    unrepentant bamf Eret as a tyrant? hell yeah

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    why should they redempt when the throne is slick with blood people willingly spill and the rivers are tinted blue in their name?

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    “You don’t like the rain,” Eret explains simply.
    Oh.
    Tommy’s throat constricts.
    “You remembered.”
    “Of course I did.”

    TommyInnit, on Eret, rain and forgiveness.

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    22 Nov 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    Foolish nodded, picking absently at the emerald collar. 
    They wanted to take it off. Even after seeing it was magic and complicated.
    Why would they want to take it off? Clearly, this wasn’t a normal situation, and they all seemed to care a lot.
    … did they actually care about Foolish, and want to hear his voice? 
    These people were weird.

    WARNINGS: Owning people (briefly, and then trauma from it), forced silence (magic shit), PTSD, self-deprecation, implied rape/non-con, magical injuries, injuries, food mentions, past/implied genocide, miscommunication, angst

    TLDR; Its a hybrid AU! Where humans mostly suck, but some are chill and the Dream SMP gang is a group of mostly hybrids who rescue other hybrids from the black market. They rescue Foolish and Eret, and there's a lot of angst and character relationship shenanigans!! :D I wrote 30,000 words in three days. Help.

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    09 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    <3

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    When you live in a full castle by yourself, laundry day is gonna be a lot of work. Nothing Eret can't handle though.

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    Eret does some cleaning and cleansing with the help of some friends.

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    06 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    COZY VIBES

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Ironically, based off a dream I had.
    Eret is stuck with Dream for far too long, and escapes, but at what cost?

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    15 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    TRAUMA DETECTED AAAAAAAAAA

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    Velvet gasped, sitting forward abruptly, his eyes snapping wide.

    “Fuck!” He blurted, slumping against the wall again, bracing himself against it and wheezing for breath. “Oh fuck, fuck fuck fuck… oh fuck.”

    “You good?” Sam asked. He’d pulled off his helmet and undercap, revealing his scruffy blond hair and furrowed brow.

    “Yeah,” Velvet groaned.
    The inner door of the shuttle airlock opened, and Boomer poked his head through, with a cheerful grin.

    “Great to see you’re not dead, man!” He remarked. “Good news: We’ve got life support and radar scanners. Bad news: Welcome to Casa La Middle Of Fuckin’ Nowhere, guys! Population? Us!”

    ———

    Or, in other words, an unforeseen accident during what should’ve a simple repair job on the Sol-Alpha Centauri wormhole portal leaves the Pummel Party crew stranded on an alien moon, far out in space with little hope of rescue.

    Velvet, a satellite technician who’s never touched a book on alien species that didn’t come from the shitty erotica section in the back of the bookstore, gets a lot more than he bargained for.

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    16 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    interesting