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    She says her name is Ray. Clyde mutters that it’s a boy’s name, and she smiles at him like she’s heard that one before, and tells him, “It’s Rey, with an e in the middle.”

    Clyde asks her what she’s doin’ here in town, and Rey-with-an-e tells him she’s lookin’ for work as a mechanic. The look on his face must give him away, because her expression sours.

    “You think a girl isn’t capable of being a mechanic?”

    Clyde feels a strange sort of a thrill go through him when she fixes him with that glare. “No ma’am. My sister, Mellie, she knows e’rthing there is to know about trucks. I’d never presume to tell her she didn’t.”

    Rey-with-an-e looks at him over the top of her bottle of beer. “You know, it’s not usually advisable to flirt with a woman by calling her ma’am and comparing her to your sister.”

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    01 Jul 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    God-Tier, short story, heart-rending, sweet little gems of truth and goodness and love and smut.

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    Rey doesn't really believe that the memes about everyone having their own FBI agent are true, but she is a little suspicious.

    Ben is a former field agent on desk duty after an injury. He's doing cyber surveillance and has to watch one person 24 hours a day for a year. There's absolutely no chance he is going to fall in love with her. None at all.

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    31 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    God-Tier crack smut with a surprising amount of feels.

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    Rey’s interrogation at the hands of Kylo Ren triggered an awakening in the Force, as well as an unwelcome bond that links them across the galaxy and grows stronger every day. An accidental encounter alerts Supreme Leader Snoke to the existence of this bond and he orders his apprentice to capture the girl and bring her to him. Sometimes it's not the big speeches that redeem people, but the actions you inspire them towards. Former PWP, now full scale adventure.

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    01 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    God-Tier, sobbed my eyes out.

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    When Rey is granted a leave order by the Resistance, she takes a dropship with a few other fighters to the nearby moon of High Noktari, where she discovers that core world standards of beauty are very different from those she has encountered in the past.

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    04 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    God Tier smut and feels that incorporates my inappropriately-expensive-lingerie obsession.