TheMelancholyVegetable



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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    David sees Patrick in a bar and is very interested in getting to know him better

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    14 Oct 2021

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    “What if you did have a boyfriend?” Stevie makes it sound so reasonable and David does his best not to show the stab of jealousy deep in his gut at the words.

    “They’re coming in like, two weeks, Stevie. There’s no way I can meet a guy in that time, let alone get to a point of introducing him to my parents.” Patrick sounds wistful, though.

    “It could be me,” David says at the same moment as Stevie asks, “What about David?”


    A festive fake dating!AU.

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    13 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    He gets three strides into the office-slash-storage space before he realizes exactly what he just did.

    Oh fuck. Oh no. No no no. He couldn’t have just casually kissed Patrick, his business partner, whom he is 87% sure is straight, as though it was something they do every day and -

     

    Fuck.

    **Now with Patrick's POV in Chapter 2!**

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    12 Oct 2021

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    “—I also like fucking,” David says. “I mean. If we’re talking about things that I like.”

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    04 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    An AU ending for 3x12 "Friends and Family" because I'm just really mad at that lightbulb.

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    04 Oct 2021