TheGayDivorcee

This is how I wear my hair now. It elevates me from 'one of many fat, middle-aged chicks' to 'that one fat, middle-aged chick who wears the weird bun-thing with ridiculous flowers'



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    Once Ed decides that he is categorically not going to rot on the Drachman tundra, dragging his ass out of the jaws of death is actually pretty easy.  ...except when it's not.  At all.  Which is most of the time.

    (AU from end of Brotherhood.)

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    13 Sep 2022

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    So. Good.

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    This was not how Izuku Midoriya thought he would die.

    After the raid on Overhaul ends tragically, Izuku is dying. It seems as all hope is lost, until Eri sends him back in time to the day of the USJ attack. Now, with a second chance at everything, Midoriya must decide what choices he must make to ensure a better future. But how will these choices affect his friendships and the world around him? And how will he explain how he has nearly a year more training and knowledge without sounding suspicious?

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    24 Jul 2022

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    Time travel done well.

    Well, writing about time travel, and the writing is done well. If the time travel was done well, the story would probably be less compelling.

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    Over the course of one week, Midoriya Izuku sees his childhood friend turned bully face consequences for his actions, gets appreciated for his skills, acquires a boyfriend that sits right in front of him, realizes that his grumpy homeroom teacher is actually on his side, and tells Aizawa Shouta the truth about One for All.

    All of that information, however? It's happening in the background. Follow our hero: Aizawa Shouta aka Eraserhead. Over the course of the same week, Aizawa looks into his Problem Child and his many contradictions in order to not see Midoriya Izuku and Bakugou Katsuki paired together for their upcoming final exam.

    During this time, Aizawa learns things he should have known from the start, talks to a lot of people, drinks so much hot chocolate, loves his husband, feeds his cat, gets a shocking six hours of sleep, reflects on his past, and learns the truth about a legend passed through underground heroics for decades.

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    21 Jul 2022

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    Wada and the lunch lady deserve a spin-off.

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    After being convinced to give One for All to Mirio, Midoriya Izuku must rebuild his shattered dreams with bloody hands.

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    17 Jul 2022

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    Surprising. With fresh takes on many characters that diverge from fanon but are no less in keeping with canon than more common interpretations.

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    “I’m all aloooone, with nobody besiiide meee – can you turn that TV off? Thanks.”

    “I’m told you refused multiple offers.”

    “Rumi would take in a dead squirrel,” Hawks huffs, scratching his nose on the pillow, going wsh wsh wsh. “I’m not doing that to her, no way in hell. And the commission wanted to put me into the hero equivalent of a nursing home, so fuck that too.”

     

    When Hawks is abandoned by everyone else, Enji offers to bring him home.

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    09 Jul 2022

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    This made me hate Endeavor less.