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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    John seems to avoid Sherlock seeing him naked. Sherlock wants to fix that.

    This is porn.

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    30 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    John Watson's enormous penis is one of my favorite fanon facts.

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Erwin searches for Levi everywhere after he is given a second chance at life, but when he eventually finds him, it's too late - Levi not only doesn't remember him or anything about their past life, but he is also happily married. Thankful for a chance to have Levi in his life once more, Erwin tells himself that he is content with just being a friend to his past lover, but not everything goes as planned.

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    28 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I thoroughly enjoyed this story. It gave me the closure i need.

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    21 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Erwin and Levi are no longer whole but entirely perfect nonetheless.

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Excuse me, where is my key?” Sherlock asks. He is already annoyed at this man.
    The innkeeper looks puzzled. “I’m sorry? Do you need two rooms?”
    “Yes, obviously.” Unfortunately. “I am a bit tired so please do hurry up.”
    The man searches through his papers and after a while looks up at Sherlock apologetically.
    “I am so sorry, Mr. Holmes. There must have been a misunderstanding. Dr. Huxtable only booked one room for you and I’m afraid that we’re booked up.”
    “Oh for god’s sake – “
    “It’s okay.” John interrupts him. Sherlock is puzzled. What? Does John really want to share a room with him? Of course we’ll be needing two echoes in the back of Sherlock’s mind.

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    05 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sweet story, fascinating writing.

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Written for this prompt on the Sherlock Kink Meme:

    John must have gotten his nickname after having got people on three continents into his bed, Sherlock thinks after their third sexual encounter. But to get someone into bed and to actually provide any sexual satisfaction are two very different things, because while Sherlock might not have had quite so many partners, he does know what constitutes good sex, and this isn’t it (and Sherlock is fairly certain that whoever John bedded before him can testify to that simple fact). A fic in which John earned his nickname because of his charms rather than his (frankly appalling) technique in bed.

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    03 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "his hometown of Droolhumpensnore" is hilarious.