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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    "I've got a package."
    "Yes, you most certainly do."

     

     Don't be deceived; Crowley's a terrible actor.

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    27 Jan 2021

  2. Rec 61

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    "The angel is looking at him, almost rapt, taking in his disheveled hair, still damp and pressing at odd angles against his neck, against his jaw. Crowley can see, almost feel his gaze drift south to the shirt he's wearing, roaming over him as if he couldn't have his fill, couldn't have enough, a lopsided turn to the bare angle of his shoulder fully on display, and even down, down to where Crowley's showing miles of bare skin.

    The angel swallows, and Crowley licks his lips.

    Oh, this should be fun."

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    Flirty redhead teases delivery guy and gets what he's asking for.

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    27 Jan 2021

  3. Rec 55

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?” asked Crowley.
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” they replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after eleven PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    24 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    The guy who rocked up next to Crowley tapped a finger against the bar to signal the bartender. He was dressed impeccably in a white linen suit, white shirt, and lavender tie. A platinum Rolex flashed on his wrist. He threw Crowley a look when the bartender near the till didn’t drop what she was doing to head over immediately. “Can you believe this? The service in this place is a joke.”

    Crowley gave him another once over. He looked sorta familiar, but then again, with his combed back hair and toothy smile he looked like practically every other upper management wanker in the hotel. Crowley went back to his boozing. He should’ve gone for the correspondence course.

    tl;dr: That time in the early 80s when Crowley went to the States to do a blessing for Aziraphale and accidentally hooked up with his boss.

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    23 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Aziraphale is a contestant on his favourite game show, 666 Heartbeats, where the amount of time he will have to answer the questions is dictated by how fast his heart is beating. If he wants to win big, he'll just have to stay calm. Easier said than done when he has an enormous crush on the host, who won't stop reassuringly touching him.

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    21 Jan 2021

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