TheExquisiteCorpse



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    After averting the apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale re-examine their relationship and reach the obvious conclusion: they're retired, they're in love and they're damn well going to enjoy it. Providing, of course, that they can stay out of trouble.

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    16 May 2021

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    In which Crowley discovers an angel has been watching over him while he sleeeps, and he decides to misbehave.

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    They say that you shouldn't go into the forest on the shortest night of the year. But Aziraphale needs a favour from the deep and ancient woods.

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    05 May 2021

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    Crowley has been harboring a dirty secret and Hell-- six-months post Armageddon-- would like to see the receipts.

    Or, take Zack and Miri Make a Porno and give it to a writer who takes everything too seriously.

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    There are books missing from the library in the Abbey. A crime, Aziraphale suspects, that carries something much more serious underneath. He isn't expecting to deal with a demon summoned to kill him. He isn't expecting to find an ally in the oddest place.

    An ally, and something else.  

    “Okay, so. The thing is,” Crowley starts, shifting again in his spot, “uh, someone wants you dead.”

    Aziraphale blinks. “Pardon?”

    “Didn’t you hear me? Someone wants you dead. As in deceased. As in six-feet-under. As in–”

    “Alright, alright! That’s quite alright, thank you,” Aziraphale chokes out. “I still don’t see–” 

    Crowley heaves a sigh. “Listen, Angel.” He leans forward, elbows pressed against his knees, his hair falling around him like a curtain made of fire. He closes his eyes before continuing. “Truth is, someone summoned me to, er, to kill you, actually.”

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