TheEmpressKitty



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    Imagine how pissed off you would be if you somehow ended up in Middle Earth in time to help, but you didn’t speak Westron. Or Sindarin. Or Khuzdul. All you have are proper nouns, and some random phrases like Mellon, and Amralime, and, oh yeah, the inscription from the One ring. because that’s going to go over well when you start spouting off long forgotten verse in the black tongue of Mordor….
    So instead of eloquently explaining yourself and saving lives and falling in love with a character of your choice, you have to chase them around like a slightly more verbose Hodor, trying to learn a language and keep the dumb bastards alive.
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    Well, it had to happen to someone eventually, and Pissed Off is definitely the way to describe it when it happens to her. But she still tries to do her duty to the fandom and keep the Durins alive just in case it isn't a nightmare after all.

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    I love you like rlb has become a well-known, accepted and valuable component of American vernacular. The meaning of the letters 'rlb' is unknown, but is uniformly considered to be a statement of a great romantic love, commitment and sacrifice.

     

    It was Dernier as first said it. Steve never imagined that something like that could have survived the war and all the years in between.

    In which Tony goes insane trying to figure out why that phrase affects the Cap so much, Bucky teases the press, and Steve and Bucky love each other like rlb.

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    06 Sep 2017

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    this makes me happy

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    “We should probably make some rules.”
    Percy has regained control over his expression, he looks back with a raised eyebrow and a contemplative expression. “Rules?”
    “So this doesn’t get messy.”
    “Okay. So, we should be honest with each other, right? No lying or whatever.”
    “Right. That includes if we start feeling things.”
    “Things?”
    “You know, like, emotions and shit.”
    “Such a way with words.”
    “Fuck off.”
     
    Or, that one where Percy and Annabeth are pro tennis players and decide to hook up. Annabeth wants rules, Percy gets too attached. What's new.

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    01 May 2017

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    Phil is a good teacher, he is. He just can’t control Samuel Howell. And turns out he can’t control Samuel Howell’s single dad, either. (Or, the one where Dan's a single dad and a bad influence, and Phil's the teacher who has to deal with the consequences)

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    20 Dec 2016

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    Sunny is too gay to function in normal human society and Peril just wants these pokemaniacs to behave.
    (Or, the pokestop/coffee shop au that no one asked for but we all needed)

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    13 Dec 2016