TheEbilBunni



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    Inojin had the social skills and tact of a walnut (He got it from his daddy) but even he realised that this particular situation was one that needed some sort of forethought and planning.
    And it was entirely up to him, since the other participant of the conversation, if left to his own devices, would grow old and die before taking initiative.

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    02 Jun 2018

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    It’s a delicate subject, coming out.

    “My mom is going to kill me! She’s going to kill me! My father is rolling over in his grave!”

    Somehow, this is Shikamaru’s fault.

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    01 Jun 2018

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    "Basically, what we’re doing is… we walk around and shout into the void. Like this…”

    Tsukishima somehow managed to keep a straight face while Kuroo put a hand to his mouth and made a sound that was a mix between a howl and a croak and ended with a softening chant of “shit shit shit shit shit.”

    “Okay,” said Tsukishima when he was done. “First of all – there is no way I’m doing this. Second of all – what exactly am I not doing?”

    “It’s a mating call,” said Kuroo. “We need to attract… a bird.”

    Now, this really got Tsukishima suspicious. “Is that so?”

    “Yes, I youtubed bird mating calls and that’s what it sounds like.”

    “Including the ‘shit shit shit’ part?”

    “No, that part was added specifically for the kind of bird we’re trying to mate with.”

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    19 May 2018

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    Your life is fairly normal, up until Captain America shows up on your doorstep asking for help for something nobody should know about. Some things you do know are:

    1) James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes is an asshole,
    2) This is all his fault, and
    3) You're going to punch him in the face.

    If you survive.

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    16 May 2018

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    Everyone at the Asgardian court won't stop insinuating that Loki is spoiled and weak. So he decides to prove them wrong.

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    25 Jan 2018