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    Clint Barton's To Do list
    1. Buy more undies.
    2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
    3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
    4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
    5. Feed dog.
    6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
    7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
    8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.

    Phil Coulson's To Do list:
    1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
    2. Buy butter.

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    19 Aug 2017

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    Inspired by prompt: 'Peter is unmasked on live television, and everyone goes berserk—you've already heard this one but here's the twist—he's wide-eyed, staring into the camera, frightened, but not because of his own safety. The first thing that comes out of his mouth is, "Someone please, please protect my Aunt May." And the entirety of New York cries out simultaneously. Heroes and neighbours and fellow students rain down on the Parker house, ready to defend her.'

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    16 Aug 2017

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    Don't ask why Batman is sad unless you're willing to give him the time to consult his spreadsheet.

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    29 Jun 2017

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    hilarious

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    A perfect match, a romance for the ages, with a one hundred percent success rate! Magic Match claims they can give Draco all of this. So why do they keep sending him on dates with Harry Potter?

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    25 Jun 2017

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    yoongi [7:58]
    IM READY TO DROP DEAD

    jimin [7:59]
    relatable

    jin [7:59]
    you say that at least three times a week

    namjoon [7:59]
    is this about the guy you keep running into

    tae [8:00]
    what guy?????? are u keeping tea from me????????

    jin [8:01]
    theres a mysterious hot guy on campus that yoongi keeps running into like a damn romantic drama but every time they meet he ends up nearly killing yoongi

    tae [8:01]
    kinky

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    22 Jun 2017