- The Hobbit - All Media Types (17)
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19 Nov 2019
Dwarves are under persecution and are sent to all corners of Arda to seek refuge. Thorin and his small family look for refuge in the Shire. Bilbo Baggins happens to be in the business of hiding Dwarves.
10 Oct 2019
Fili and Kili convince Bilbo to show the dwarrow of Erebor a little bit of the Shire culture. At dinner. With a little bit of a flair for the dramatics. The king takes notice.
20 Aug 2019
If you throw a frog into a pot of boiling hot water it will jump out, but if set it in cold water and slowly heat it up it will stay until it dies. This is how abusive relationships begin.
Bilbo had been happy, he knew that. He was frankly surprised when this god of a man asked him out to dinner after a coincidental run in at the market, but after two years he didn't know if he stayed out of fear or because he didn't know any way out.
That was until a man with dazzling blue eyes picked him up on the side of the road after one of Smaug's outbursts.
Melissa convinces Scully to go to a charity event she's hosting.
AKA: Song inspired AU because I can.
07 Apr 2018
Castiel wasn’t one to get smashed and have meaningless one night stands, but he wasn’t opposed to calling a stranger for a meaningless, if not exciting, phone call. Sober Castiel would regret this in the morning, and no doubt forget the conversation, let alone wonder why there was a random outgoing number in his calls list. Drunk Castiel hummed slightly as he dialed the number and jumped up on the counter, leaning on the fingerprinted glass.
Bilbo Baggins, a forty year old hacker-slash-bookshop proprietor, found some measure of relief when he found his way back to his parents' estate in the countryside in the wake of a sudden sweeping viral apocalypse. However, in Bag End he finds only ghosts, and he soon realizes that relief is a far cry from fulfillment or closure. Enter a surprise visit from his mother's attorney and his ragtag group of foreigners led by an honest-to-God king (who may or may not be exactly Bilbo's type). According to Gandalf, they may somehow have the solution to Europe's current pesky zombie problem. For his and the world's sake, Bilbo can only hope.
[A fairly epic length modern AU retelling of the Hobbit as the worst road trip in history, featuring motorcycles, slow-burn romance, and zombies. Yeah, I know.]
- Part 1 of God's Gonna Cut You Down
Bookmarked by BogginsofEternalStench (TeaBagginsFromtheOak)
18 Sep 2019
Thorin marries Bilbo after the Battle of Five Armies, a marriage of convenience, not love. Slowly, they must come to make the best of it, Bilbo resolves. After all, he's a Hobbit. They make the best of things.
- Part 1 of Bridal Veil
Bookmarked by TeaBagginsFromtheOak
04 Jun 2016