TastefullyRetarded



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    “But I don’t want to be a villain,” says Wei Ying.

    “Aha, that’s the thing, though! The best villains are the ones who don’t realize they’re villains at all.”

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    Wei Ying didn’t mean to transmigrate into the body of Wei Wuxian, the main antagonist of Wei Ying’s least favorite web novel, The Light Bearing Lord. It just kind of… happened. Now that he’s here, he’s determined to do whatever it takes to avoid Wei Wuxian’s canon fate: hated by the world and stabbed to death by his fated nemesis, the peerless Hanguang-jun!

    All he has to do is avoid founding the path of demonic cultivation and somehow convince Lan Wangji not to hate him.

    Easy, right?

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    Kakashi gets hit with a seal that gives him huge badonkers. We're talking boobily bobbing big titties. Absolute massive honking badonkadonks. Free range, large-scale boobas. It's a wet-nurse seal and he needs another person's 'help' to 'deal' with them.

    Tobirama teleports in immediately, with bells on.

    "Well?" Says Kakashi, crossing his arms under his--buxom-- bosom, visibly realizing how this presses them up, and then lowering both arms in disgust. "Are you going to help me or not?"

    "I don't know." Tobirama murmurs, voice dark with lust. "Why don't you bring yourself before me, and I can set eyes on the... problem?"

    Kinktober Day 30: nipple play or servitude
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    13 Apr 2021

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    Anonymous asked:

    "It wasn't me I swear! " + Kakashi and Madara?

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    13 Apr 2021

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    Accidents with space-time can result in the most unexpected of changes.
    Hatake Kakashi decided "fuck preservation of the timeline, let's fix this bullshit." And also fuck Senju Tobirama, because the man was hot and a genius and Kakashi was done denying himself anything he wanted.
    Senju Tobirama was simply relieved that his secretive husband had the forethought to warn him against using his newly-developed Hiraishin to end Uchiha Izuna’s life.

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    Bakugou’s had enough of Kirishima asking to sleep with him almost every night (“I just sleep better when I’m next to you, man!”) and going on and on about how nobody makes him happier and calling Bakugou the most handsome boy in their whole class and putting his hands all over Bakugou’s spine and waist in mundane, public situations, like that’s platonic behavior – he’s obviously in love with Bakugou, and Bakugou’s obviously in love with him, but does he realize that? Perhaps it is about time Bakugou corners himself into martyrdom and spells it out for Kirishima.

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