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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    The Avengers' shawarma feast is interrupted by a phone call.

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    04 Jan 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    I left this note on someone's car at work because they had a Gryffindor decal and I'm an adult.

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    27 Dec 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 69

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    Anakin goes out for his birthday. Shenanigans ensue, and it is determined that the twice-born Son of Suns should not be allowed near labelling materials. Obi-Wan deals with the amusing consequences the next morning, and beyond.

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    02 Dec 2018

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.

    “Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.

    Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

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    08 Oct 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    In Which Draco Malfoy finds himself in charge of a five year old that he doesn't want, with the help of a witch he doesn't particularly like.

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    08 Oct 2018