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    I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

    Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.

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    25 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Eddie survives, and Richie comes out by semi-accident. Good thing his best friends are there and love him too much to let him be too stupid now that they're aware of the situation.

    The Losers really love Richie and really want Richie to be happy, okay?

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    24 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Something about Mike made Bill’s chest ache with both nostalgia and fondness. Nostalgia for the good parts of his childhood: hanging out in the quarry and the clubhouse, drawing his friends while they listened to music, riding silver through his neighborhood streets. Fondness for the smooth voice at the other end of the phone, the laughter, and the way he could tell Mike was smiling without even seeing his face.

    All of the losers made him feel this way, of course, but with Mike, it was different.

    . . .

    In which Bill and Audra fall out of love, and Bill realizes he's been in love with someone else

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    23 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    in which eddie kaspbrak is forced to go to senior prom and he can't seem to keep his eyes of richie tozier.

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    22 Jan 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Stanley Uris @surisaccounting
    I was going through my most recent photos and came across this nice one of @richietozier and @etozier at their wedding last week. Congratulations to the happy couple. They’ve never looked better.
    [attached image is a photo of two penguins arguing]

    Richie ‘My Husband is Also A’ Tozier ✔ @richietozier
    replying to @surisaccounting
    Hey @surisaccounting take down that tweet or I’ll keep doing this
    [attached image is a photo of a Common Potoo, which has been incorrectly labelled ‘Crow’ in Comic Sans font]

    Buzzfeed makes a list of all the times Richie and Eddie Tozier, beloved husbands of the Internet, were incredibly married. Perhaps unsurprisingly, it isn't a short list.
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    22 Jan 2020