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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    The somewhat daily lives of Hanzo, Jesse, Genji and Angela and their pet noodle dragons who share a penthouse in New York.

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    12 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    “Are you for real? You haven’t been on any dates in twenty years?” 
    “I - no! I mean, I went to a Chuck E. Cheese with a coworker, but – well, that was for his kid’s birthday party, and he’s, like, two thousand years old. I don’t think that's -” 
    “Oh my gods,” she exclaims. “That’s so far from a date. Barry, that’s the opposite of a date. I’ve never heard anything less date-like in my life.” 
    “It, uh, yeah. Wasn’t really romantic,” he says. “His kid, Mookie, threw up in the backseat of my car, right after.” 
    “Oh my gods.” She looks about as shell-shocked as he’d felt. “Okay, I mean, at least there’s no pressure on me, now, right? This date can hardly go worse than that.” 
    “Yeah, I don’t even have a car with me,” Barry jokes. “So you’d have to fly back to Neverwinter to throw up in it.” 
    “Uh huh,” she says. “I’m planning the second date already, flights and emetics included.”

     

    Barry wins an all expenses paid trip to the island paradise of Bottlenose Cove. Lup's hiding from something. Add one part rum to two parts pineapple juice and it's a recipe for holiday romance!

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    01 Apr 2021

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    Hanzo visits the vigilante-infested city of Tropton to seal a business deal and handle a personal matter. If all goes according to plan, it should take a week at most.

    His first mistake is thinking, If all goes according to plan. Naturally, it doesn't.

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    24 Mar 2021

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    Taako and Lup have devised a plan to get back at their shitty family for the way they had treated them as children, as well as put an end to the incoming letters now that the twins have gained a little bit of notoriety. They're going to go back home for Candlenights, and it's going to be the worst Candlenights anyone there has ever had.

    Lup's bringing Barry, because nothing's better than showing up with a respectable looking dude only for said dude to start pulling out the formaldehyde pig brains. Taako needs something like that too.

    So, why not ask the cute guy in his drama class who does bad accents when he gets nervous if he's free over break?

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    21 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    "Kravitz, I need your advice but you need to promise not to be weird about it."

    "Barry I had to pull you out of a fridge last week, nothing you say will surprise me at this point."

    "If you say so, fine. So you see, I was on Craigslist a few weeks ago and I answered this ad from a woman looking for uh, a virgin guy? To well, the ad said 'deflower'"

    "Oh my gods how do you still have your head? Barry she was literally looking for a virgin sacrifice, you should be tied to an alter with your heart cut out!"

    "Be quiet its hard putting myself out there. Anyway I've met up with her a few times since then and uh, I think I might actually be in love with her? What- what do I do?"

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    18 Mar 2021