Sylphidine_Gallimaufry



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  1. Summary

    The interactions of five college-aged students at NDU...

    1] Pitch Black, high-strung drama major
    2] Piki Black, his more financially successful twin brother, who has emotional baggage of his own
    3] Coz Pitchiner, lacrosse player, athletic scholarship student, in SOME kind of relationship with Pitch
    4] Proto, rooms with Pitch and Pitchiner, has some HIGHLY unusual habits
    5] Jack Sickle, extremely shy and nervous student of early childhood education

     

    See series notes for more information; I did not create these characters, I'm merely having the time of my life playing with them.

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  2. Summary

    Another offshoot of the Tales of Nightmare Dork University, set in the future.

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    A Rise of the Guardians AU wherein Pitch Black is a Guardian, the Guardian of Caution. Still tall-dark-and-snarky, not beloved by all his fellow spirits, but definitely respected and with a recognized purpose.

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  4. Summary

    A spin-off of my Tales of Nightmare Dork University series, focusing on family members, past and present, of our NDU boys.

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  5. Summary

    Unconnected stories in the RISE OF THE GUARDIANS / GUARDIANS OF CHILDHOOD fandom[s], and in its subfandom[s] known as Nightmare Dork University / NDU Wardrobeverse.

    24 tales in all, written by request for 12 different lovely people on Tumblr.

    EACH STORY WILL HAVE ITS OWN RATING, so peruse with care.

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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Original Prompt: "ROTG/Hellboy

    I…I don’t know why I want it. I just do."

    Oh my gosh, you guys, I had fun with this. We’ve got eldritch abomination husbands, blood red blacksand, North as a magical USSR supersoldier experiment that didn’t go as planned, Bunny as…Bunny (in a mostly human setting, hella yeah), Jack as the newbie agent, possible Rainbow Snowcone vs. Christmas Cookie conflicts in the future…I wanted to write a RotG/Hellboy AU after rewatching Hellboy recently and I think I made it work!

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    15 Mar 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Original Prompt: "(Any/Pitch) There is no power stronger than that of love. True love can turn rock into air, coal into diamond, and the belief that comes from love can sustain any spirit long past children’s belief.

    The Guardians, wanting to eliminate Pitch as a threat but recognizing his importance in the balance of the world, decide that the best thing for them to do is make Pitch fall in love with someone. The logic being, if Pitch falls in love, he won’t be as hungry as before since he’ll have the belief of his loved one, and if he’s not as hungry he will be less prone to taking over the world/tormenting children. Not wanting to put anyone in danger, and always suspicious that it may go wrong, they decide it should be one of the established Guardians

    Now they just have to figure out who…

    (OP doesn’t really care where this goes. It could be silly. It could be dramatic. It could work. It could fail horribly. Pre-movie...[cut for length]"

    Yay, blacksand! Actually the way I feel about this is how I think artists sometimes feel about their sketches. But the point is, here is some Sandy and Pitch love. Now to sleep for too short a time and get up ass-early for my Master’s graduation ceremony.

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    05 Mar 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Based on a prompt on the RoTG Kink Meme. Kozmotis Pitchiner is retired from the military, and now he just wants to spend the time he can with his teenaged daughter, while making a living as the occasional local handyman, and a bestseller author on books about military history. At the same time, he has his more eccentric neighbors to deal with, teenaged boys flirting with his daughter, and a lovely teashop owner and her sisters.

    But things start to get strange. Kozmotis has strange dreams about black horses, of a woman who may or may not be his daughter, and a strange feeling that things in reality are not quite as they should be.

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    25 Feb 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    All of the stories which take place within the world of my accidental novel of a human AU, If Not Now, When.

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    24 Feb 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    what happens when the ineffable husbands meet Lydia Deetz, historian of the occult, and Greta Helsing, physician to London's monster community?

    simply put: shenanigans.

     

    this is a labor of love and probably will be quite long, mostly fluffy, posting updates sporadically!

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    21 Feb 2020