Sylph_of_Heart

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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    The slow burn Coffee Shop AU no one asked for.

     

    Harry has been coming to the shop for as long as Eggsy’s worked there. Since day one, even. He can remember the first time he saw Harry, how his toes curled and his legs went numb. How the chocolate mousse of his eyes warmed Eggsy from the inside out, bringing color to his face after every single bad thing that had happened that year.

    Yeah, yeah, he gets sopping wet with romance when he starts thinking of the man, but he can’t help himself.

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    16 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    A slip of the tongue, or three, leads Aziraphale to face up to something that's been staring him in the face ever since the Apocalypse didn't happen.

    In which a storm rages, a plant is gifted, Thai takeout is eaten, and we finally find out who the song "You're So Vain" was written about (turns out it wasn't Mick Jagger or Cat Stevens after all)

    Very domestic, very mudane, very ridiculous, and very fluffy.

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    14 Sep 2019

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    25 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    It was a very good wine and a very pleasant couch, and by the time he was making politely interested noises at the yellowed and slightly smelly engravings in some Victorian edition of The Odyssey, he was just relaxed and vaguely bored enough to peer at a picture of Circe (“Oh, isn’t it marvelous, look at how beautifully the hogs have been rendered!”) and say, “Well, I never let my hair get that long, but the rest is all right, I guess.”

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    24 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    In a world where the words your soulmate says when you fall in love with them are written on your arm, Aziraphale is taught to hate his words and his soulmate.

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    12 Aug 2019