SweetMotherOfPie



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    The one where Allen is a veela and everyone except Kanda is trying to have sex with him.

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    07 Oct 2014

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    I’m so excited for our alien overlords, man, he sends to Scott at half past three in the morning. It’s a school night and he’s got an exam in organic chemistry halfway across campus in about five hours, but he figures that if his professor can’t forgive him for being a little sleep deprived the morning that real aliens are due to touch down on earth, well. Stiles doesn’t want to pass a class run by someone like that.

    He’s in the middle of the X-Files episode with the creepy ass tapeworm monster that made him terrified of toilets as a kid when Scott texts back. you just want to fuck them, the text reads. He stares at it for a minute and really considers whether or not he should be offended by that. Sure, he might be a little more gung-ho about the aliens thing than your typical young adult, but he isn’t Fox Mulder. Nor is he one of the kinky fuckers buying alien dildos online. He’s just a dude who thinks that aliens are pretty fucking awesome.

    That said, he totally wouldn’t turn one down if it offered to bone him. For science.

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    05 Oct 2014

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    Are they flirting? Stiles definitely thinks they’re flirting. He’s flirting. He’s about 65% certain that UAW is thinking about flirting back. But he’s not really known for being the best judge of these things.

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    04 Oct 2014

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    Stiles says he's a Web Developer. Derek says he an Internal Auditor.

    They're both liars, but you can't exactly tell your significant other that you kill people for a living, now can you?

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    04 Oct 2014

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    Derek Hale is the best boyfriend.
    He's sweet. He's funny. He recites Pablo Neruda completely unprovoked.
    He also happens to be in the murder business. But hey, nobody's perfect.

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    A romantic comedy with guns and roses.
    (Well, maybe not the roses.)

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    30 Sep 2014