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    Bucky starts to believe in a vengeful god on May the twelfth, year of our Lord two thousand and fucking eighteen, because that’s the day he makes fun of Clint Barton for carrying around a dainty little packetful of tissues in his pocket and honking into them like a congested donkey every fifteen minutes. “Fucking polleb,” Clint swears, wiping at his watering eyes. “Fucking claritin. Fucking zyrtec. Fucking bastards, all of dem.”

    “What’s happened to your pokeymen now?” Bucky asks distractedly, not looking away from where Natasha is very slowly setting the last Joker on her vast, exquisitely balanced house of cards.

    “Dat’s not - dey’re not pokémon,” Clint says, aggrieved. “Dey’re drugs. And dey don’t work for me.”

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    13 May 2018

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    Laugh out loud funny and personally relatible.

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    “Sergeant Barnes?”

    “Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.

    “Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”

    Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.

    “I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”

    “Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.

    Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.

    “I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.

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    17 Jan 2018

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    Read this again for laugh out loud dialogue; ultimate sassy!Bucky ShrunkyClunks; extreeemly hot sex; and PLOT! also Deadpool.

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    The Soldier remembers this: he wakes up in the snow.

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    25 Sep 2017

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    What happened to Bucky in those 70 years? Who is he now? Dreadful angst with an eventual happy ending. I cried.

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    A meta on how to write Sherlock Holmes casefic in general, and for the BBC "Sherlock" fandom in particular.
    Dos, don'ts, and rules of thumb.

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    05 Mar 2017

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    What it says on the tin. Case!fic!

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    In which John learns to balance a kinky girlfriend, an asexual boyfriend, a ten-inch cock, his sister, the neighbours, his friends, and his blog. Some are more balanced than others.

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    16 Nov 2016

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    worth a re-read