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    In which Bucky is just trying to live life and enjoy his unofficial official table at the obnoxiously hipster coffee shop but some guy named Steve stole his spot.

    Or, the time that Bucky unintentionally befriended the Avengers and had no idea.

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    10 Jun 2018

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    Bucky is an oblivious dorky hipster. Hilarity ensues

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    Bucky is walking out of Starbucks when he sees a Captain America signal hanging in the sky.

    "Uh," Bucky says, stopping dead on the sidewalk. "Huh."

    For one thing, he doesn't have a Captain America signal.

    So… that seems like kind of a bad sign.

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    (Bucky!Cap, doing his best.)

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    06 Jun 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Excellent balance of angst and humour. Bucky POV is seriously funny "unreliable narrator".

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    Bucky starts to believe in a vengeful god on May the twelfth, year of our Lord two thousand and fucking eighteen, because that’s the day he makes fun of Clint Barton for carrying around a dainty little packetful of tissues in his pocket and honking into them like a congested donkey every fifteen minutes. “Fucking polleb,” Clint swears, wiping at his watering eyes. “Fucking claritin. Fucking zyrtec. Fucking bastards, all of dem.”

    “What’s happened to your pokeymen now?” Bucky asks distractedly, not looking away from where Natasha is very slowly setting the last Joker on her vast, exquisitely balanced house of cards.

    “Dat’s not - dey’re not pokémon,” Clint says, aggrieved. “Dey’re drugs. And dey don’t work for me.”

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    13 May 2018

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    Laugh out loud funny and personally relatible.

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    “Sergeant Barnes?”

    “Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.

    “Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”

    Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.

    “I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”

    “Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.

    Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.

    “I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.

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    17 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read this again for laugh out loud dialogue; ultimate sassy!Bucky ShrunkyClunks; extreeemly hot sex; and PLOT! also Deadpool.

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    The Soldier remembers this: he wakes up in the snow.

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    25 Sep 2017

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    What happened to Bucky in those 70 years? Who is he now? Dreadful angst with an eventual happy ending. I cried.