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  1. Rec 30

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    "You are a blessing, thank you, you glorious woman," says Jiang Yanli. She rips the packet of paracetamol open and swallows the pills dry. "Makeup wipes, painkillers… what else do you have in that bag, an end to today's discussion?"

    "I might just," Wen Qing says with a grin. Her cheeks are pink. "But I'm not sure how well everyone would take 'environmental advocacy, focusing on actual cultivation instead of demonstrations for tourists, and redistricting based on sect capacity for interceding on supernatural events' as a proposal. Especially coming from the Yiling Burial Mounds group."

    In the middle of yet another unending cultivation conference, Wei Wuxian goes to Jiang Yanli and asks for her help getting Yiling Burial Mounds recognized by the rest of the cultivation world. Striking up a flirtation with his gorgeous right-hand woman, Wen Qing, isn't necessarily essential to an alliance between YunmengJiang and Yiling Burial Mounds, but it's certainly a perk.

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    17 Sep 2020

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    One of the first things Wei Wuxian’s new co-star said to him was “this show isn’t a gay love story.”
     

    Vignettes of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian performing Matthew Bourne’s Swan Lake, not in order

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    16 Sep 2020

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    The Brunch Twink Goth had been wearing so much makeup.

    “It was so early for a full smoky eye, what the fuck,” was how Wei Wuxian had put it later.

    The Brunch Goth had made a thinly veiled dick joke - and Lan Wangji didn’t seem to be mad about it?

    Wei Wuxian's texts had started to fly as fast as he could type: This means something. He has a secret life. I have Questions.

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    14 Sep 2020

  4. Rec 60

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    After the third time Lan Wangji winds up as the assigned photographer for one of Wei Wuxian’s campus newspaper articles, he stops bringing the digital camera and brings Bichen instead. He’s figured out that no matter how ordinary and non-cultivation-related the assignment should be - the lunar gala, a robotics competition, the dining hall workers on strike - if Wei Wuxian is there, some sort of chaos will break out.

    He likes the way spiritual energy looks better on film rather than digital. He especially likes the way Bichen captures it. He can almost imagine he feels her humming in his hands when he raises her and begins to shoot.

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  5. Rec 70

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    War is an ugly business, even when you win. Jin Guangyao, Nie Huaisang, and all the destruction left in their wake.

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