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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Present Day. Present Time.
    AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    — Serial Experiments Lain

    Are dolphins making self-glorifying edits on Wikipedia?
    Cetacean needed, next on #SickSadWorld!

    It’s thirteen years after high school, and Daria Morgendorffer is eager to turn her life around. Standing for her principles put a serious crimp in her academic career, and finding out that her fiancé was less than faithful brought a definitive end to her domestic plans. She wants to start over, but her best chance to do so is to seize an opportunity that is fantastic in all the wrong ways…

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    12 Nov 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    They are out of SAO, but the real world is not how they remembered it. Now they have to try to adjust to a new world... again.

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    12 Nov 2017

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    In which a little red fox saves the big white wolf.

    In which Hatake Sakumo lives.

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    03 Jan 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    In the throws of dark times, Hermione finds safety from an unexpected source.

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    28 Dec 2016

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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    08 Dec 2016