Stratisphyre



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    It was at his 60th centennial review—Crowley had prepared a grandiose speech about his work in the Cold War (not him at all), gas prices, and the M-25—when Beelzebub walked into their office and slapped a file into his hands before slouching behind their desk. Which, not-so-shockingly, was made of bones.

    “A seduction?” Crowley said, looking down at the file with a frown. He hadn’t been given a seduction in nearly two thousand years. 

    “Not just any seduction,” Beelzebub said as they flopped into their chair and folded their hands in their lap. 

    Crowley flipped open the file and then nearly dropped it. “You want me to seduce an angel? Why?”

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    Five times in history that Aziraphale saved Crowley...and sex.

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    Clara moves to the town of Gallifrey, Scotland to teach at the University. It's there that she meets the aloof John Smith. She finds herself drawn to him immediately, getting along with him when few others do. Deep down she knows that this is what it feels like to find your soulmate. But there's one problem - John isn't the name on her wrist.

    A Twelvey/Clara soulmate AU. Rose/Ten secondary pairing. Other pairings are background/implied and are listed inside in the end notes.

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    The Serpent of Eden, cursed to crawl on his belly.

    A sudden, accidental transformation into his snake form leaves Crowley haunted. He fears what Aziraphale seeing the more monstrous side of him could do to their relationship. Fears forsaking any trace of humanity he’s acquired over six millenia and giving over to the nature of the form that was inflicted upon him.

    Fortunately, Aziraphale won't let Crowley wallow in his inner turmoil all on his own. He has a plan. (Yes, of course that plan involves books.) And he's going to do everything in his power to help him overcome his fears. To become comfortable in his own scales. And to learn to love every part of himself. (As well as be loved in return.)

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    Still holding onto his wrist, River turns slowly and comes face to face with her pickpocket. He’s older than she’d expected – fluffy gray curls peeking out from beneath a battered top hat. Tall and thin, he wears a shabby black coat and leans heavily on a walking stick. He’s staring right at her but his eyes are oddly blank and she realizes with a jolt that he’s blind.

    “Well no wonder I caught you,” she mutters, watching him frown in her direction. “You can’t even see what you’re doing.”

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