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    James Tiberius Kirk never saw Riverside Iowa. He saw lots of things— Vulcan, Risa, Tarsus IV— but his Mother never left him on Earth.

    The best decision Winona Kirk ever made was taking her children with her into space.

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    Harry, Ron, and Hermione leave Britain for greener pastures in America. This changes the world irrevocably.

    Series title taken from the Misfits 'Where Eagles Dare'.

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    The loss of magic had started, as do many things like it, with good intentions. The past century, it was reasoned, had been overshadowed by two of the worst Dark Lords in history. What better way, then, to make sure it never happened again than to stop it before it started? After all it was a well-known fact that those with an affinity for Dark Magic were born with it, so why not tackle the problem at the source? The Department of Mysteries were set on the problem, and two years after the final death of the Dark Lord Voldemort, they released their solution into the world.

    It worked for all of two months before the magical disease began to mutate beyond their wildest nightmares.

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    19 Apr 2018

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    Flint stalks down the staircase, his wrathful gaze narrowing upon the men milling about on the lower deck. They appear just as confused as he is, but he knows it’s a ruse; it has to be. There’s no other explanation. One of the cretins before him is responsible for this mess—for bringing a goddamn child onto his goddamn ship.

    (AKA, Flint's no good, horrible, very bad week.)

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    11 Apr 2018

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    They don't meet, they nearly meet, they do meet, 10 years is not long enough to describe all the ways in which this is a disaster (but they definitely give it a go), and the world nearly ends before they overcome the general idiocy: a tale of optical feedback, tattoos, and spats.

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    05 Apr 2018

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    Sam didn't know that the Cybertronians had the knowledge of time travel locked up in that All Spark cube of theirs - so he definitely didn't know that he got the knowledge of it transferred into his own head from the shard. Well, sort of transferred. It didn't do it quite right, actually - so he was able to transport himself to somewhere "safe", but now he's stuck in 1935 and he can't get back home. But 1935 isn't so bad, not really... he's got a friend, a job, a place to stay. And the lead on a weapon that actually might save his ass when he gets back to the present. The rumours of him being in love with the Doctor Indiana Jones are greatly exaggerated, though. They really are. He promises.

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    25 Mar 2018

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    When Billy's done in the cereal aisle, there's so many fucking people ahead of him, in all of the lines, and he's got to go pick up Max, and now he's going to be late, and Dad's going to kill him, and.

    And Harrington's up by the front of one of the lines.

    He whistles, waves when he catches Billy looking at him, calls out, "Babe, I'm over here." When Billy pushes through the crowd, gets up to the counter, he can hear Harrington telling the cashier, in this weird soft fond voice, "I gotta just get him on a leash, or something; this is getting ridiculous."

    Billy raises an eyebrow.

    Harrington gives him an innocent smile. "What's wrong, babe?"

    Billy presses up against Harrington's back, loops his arms around Harrington, smiles at the blushing cashier. He ducks his head, just for a second, presses his face in against Harrington's neck, before he murmurs, "Goddamn, sweetheart. People don't need to know all of our business."



    ALTERNATIVELY: billy and steve 'pretend' to be gay boyfriends in love for what is essentially just extremely small-time personal gain.

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    17 Mar 2018

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