Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
19 May 2014
“Bilbo Baggins was a flirt. A charmer. And with his head of tumbling curls and soft smile, he was a very good one too."
Master of Seduction. Stealer of Hearts. Bilbo Baggins has been called all this and more, a product of his ability to get whomsoever he takes a fancy to into his bed before the night is out. A new partner each night of the week, he drops his marks as easily as he picks them up, writing about his sexual exploits for his column.
But then someone refuses his advances, and Bilbo is more determined than ever to win him over. Especially as Thorin Durin is perhaps the most gorgeous person ever to grace his bed sheets (he hopes).
All burglars know the cardinal rule: don’t let yourself be burgled while out stealing. Of course, this is exactly what Bilbo Baggins does.
Link to art in the Author's Notes!
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18 Apr 2015