Stinky_Horowitz

Mapmaker



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  1. Rec 86

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    Iruka does his duty to Konoha by fulfilling the requests of a recently returned fox-masked ANBU who just wants to submit.

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  2. Rec 95

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    A bit of kindness goes a long way. Anger may be insulating, but it's hard to stay angry when someone finally makes the effort to do something genuinely nice for you.

    In which Rung decides Whirl has earned a polish and has no idea that it could trigger anything more than a few jabs at his handiwork.

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  3. Rec 53

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    It's Bonfire Night, and Sansa's just been dumped. For a stripper, no less. What better way to get over her arsehole ex than going out, getting pissed, and shagging an attractive stranger?

    Arya's got a few ideas, but no one seems to be listening. Even though she's talking REALLY loudly.

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    02 Jan 2019

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    "My cousin's been working on a new entertainment, it hasn’t been released yet but they’re starting filming.” I gasped. Just a little inhalation, but it was deviant enough from my norm that both Ratthi and Dr. Mensah noticed.

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    01 Jan 2019

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    Three weeks into their delightful slog across Westeros, during yet another charming day of shitting in the woods, eating half-raw squirrel, and trudging his feet bloody, the single most dour and uninteresting woman Jaime had ever met in all of Westeros stopped in the middle of a field, drew a deep breath, and said, “When I was seven, my aunt came to visit with her son. My father told me that as the daughter of the house, it was my duty to show hospitality to my guests and to be gracious to them. I wanted to make him proud. So for three weeks, I let my cousin follow me around and talk to me about spiders.”

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