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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    It’s just, how do you go from friendly, sometimes flirty banter to “Hey, remember all that porn and longing you read? I wrote it and you were a big inspiration. Anyway, restock the bath bombs?”

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    10 Aug 2021

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    “You won’t even think about it?”

    “I just don’t want you to inevitably have to divorce me when you find out how truly ill-equipped I am to be outdoors. I would miss you terribly.”

    “What if I send you a link to the campground’s website to have a look, and ask for it to be my one and only birthday gift this year.”

    “Your one and only birthday gift? You want nothing else than to sleep with your outdoors-averse husband in a tent overnight? Nothing else at all?”

    “That is correct.”

    David takes a moment, and for a very brief second hates how much and how apparently unconditionally he loves Patrick.

    “Please send me the link, I will think about it.” He holds a finger up to Patrick’s delighted face. “I will think about it.”

    “That’s all I ask.”

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    David does not do the outdoors. Until he does.

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    08 Aug 2021

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    Camping

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    "Marry Henry - destination wedding. Combine all of our names so paperwork is a fucking nightmare." Henry stares at him and Pez rolls the dice, and-

    "Congratulations to Alex and Henry Claremont-Diaz-Fox-Mountchristen," he says with a bright grin, and Alex punches the air and makes a 'whooping' noise. "Your wedding is attended by the Beckhams, the President, and several key members of congress. Henry is very gentle on your wedding night." Henry is going to fucking kill Pez.
     
    "Fucking sweet," Alex says, because Henry is apparently the only one here trying not to have a coronary about all of this.

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    It had just been a party game, except now Henry is in way over his head.

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    01 Aug 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Teacher AU: Patrick is a high school business or maths teacher. David is a high school art/design teacher.

    David takes a long-term substitute teaching job at Schitt’s Creek High School when their art teacher has an accident. He meets Patrick Brewer, unassuming high school math teacher, and catches some feelings. Basically, what if Patrick and David had a high school romance as adults. A love letter to David, Patrick, teachers, and the town of Schitt’s Creek.

    [Podfic & Art of Bound by Symmetry by barelypink]

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    08 Jul 2021

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    Wings on a human? Incorrect.

    David Rose had them anyway, at least sometimes. But given that he loathed them all the time, with every luxuriously moisturized cell in his body, he did whatever it took to keep them hidden away. It hadn’t even been particularly difficult—at least, not until Patrick Brewer started looking.

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    25 Jun 2021

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    Wings