SteveIsaSadPanda



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    Sam's gotta buy a wedding present, and nothing but elf booze will do.

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    16 Aug 2018

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    This isn't something that happens to Steve. Sure, he sees people he finds attractive, and sometimes he happens to find people attractive that make him angry, but never has he met someone and just felt the overwhelming urge to shut him up. With his cock.

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    23 Jul 2018

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    Bucky is on the worst date of his life, and what he really needs of for this waitress to get the message he's sending her with his mind to rescue him.
    She doesn't, but she does send someone to extract him from a night of torture...

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    21 Jul 2018

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    “Why is Bucky’s line disconnected?” Steve asks.

    “Steve, who are you talking about?” Clint asks.

    Steve glares at him. “Bucky. You know. The Winter Soldier. My boyfriend. Long hair, metal arm. Come on, guys, this isn’t funny.”

    “No one is laughing,” Natasha replies. “There is no one called the ‘Winter Soldier,’ and if you have a boyfriend, you certainly haven’t introduced him to us.”

    “JARVIS, can you tell me if Bucky is in the building?” he asks instead of responding to Nat.

    There is a long pause and then JARVIS’ clear voice comes down from the ceiling. “I have no records of anyone who goes by the name ‘Bucky’ entering the building.”

    Or: Steve wakes from a nightmare only to find that Bucky no longer exists.

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    20 Jul 2018

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    James Buchanan Barnes may have been the Best of Best Friends Forever with Steven Grant Rogers 70 years ago, but that position had been given to Samuel Thomas Wilson 5 odd years ago, and it was a position Sam wasn’t going to give up without a fight.
    If Bucky was going to suddenly appear and totally whisk Steve away on a white horse and get a happy ever after in their BBFF fairytale. Heck no, not on Sam’s watch.

    Sam and Bucky compete for Steve's platonic affections. Or... at least, that was what was supposed to happen.

    Inspired from a tumblr post: A fic in Sam's POV where Sam and Bucky are trying to prove themselves to be Steve's REAL TRUE BFF in increasingly ridiculous ways until Sam sees Steve and Bucky making out and is like ohshit the deadliest assassin in the world thinks I'm trying to steal his man

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    14 Jul 2018