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    “Just- shut up already,” the Soldier growled, flipping to a page somewhere in the middle of the packet and looking back up at the Death Ray™. He frowned at it, then looked back at the page. Steve strained his neck enough to see a black and white drawing detailing the various parts of the equipment. “Shit,” the Soldier swore. “The fuck is wrong with this thing?”

    “Oh,” Steve said, looking back up at the Death Ray™. “Uh, did you check the fuses?”

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    The one where Steve is an international spy, The Soldier, his latest nemesis, is attempting to kill him, and things work out surprisingly well for both parties.

    (Inspired by the music video for Miike Snow's "Genghis Khan.")

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    09 Oct 2018

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    A fateful encounter with Dr. Strange leaves the Winter Soldier transformed, and Bucky Barnes reunites with Steve Rogers in a most unexpected way.

     

    “Steve brings the puppy inside, into the apartment that doesn't quite feel like home no matter how much he's been trying. He isn't used to being alone. Before the war, he always had Bucky, and his mother until her death. During the war, Bucky was there, too—and the rest of the Howlers, of course—but Bucky always meant home. (And well, maybe Steve's already got a name for the puppy in mind)."

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    02 Oct 2018

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    “Steve’s been hit with a curse,” Natasha said. She said it calmly, so Bucky didn’t immediately go flying out of the apartment to tear apart the Tower in search of Steve. Then again, Natasha would probably be calm if New York City spontaneously burst into flames. He lowered the coffee pot and squinted at her.

    “Of course he has,” he said. He felt, abruptly, exhausted. “What is it?”

    “The witch kept ranting about sexual repression and archaic moral principles,” she continued blithely.

    “It’s not like you to prevaricate, Romanov.”

    Natasha pressed her lips together. For a moment, Bucky thought she might start laughing. “It might be easier just to show you.

    OR: Steve’s been hit with a rather telling curse.

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    21 Sep 2018

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    Sam's gotta buy a wedding present, and nothing but elf booze will do.

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    16 Aug 2018

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    This isn't something that happens to Steve. Sure, he sees people he finds attractive, and sometimes he happens to find people attractive that make him angry, but never has he met someone and just felt the overwhelming urge to shut him up. With his cock.

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    23 Jul 2018