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  1. Rec 48

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    “Don’t mind me. I’m just hamming it up.” He holds up the lunch meat and displays it like Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune before saying, “Okay, I get it. You think I’m just milking it for attention.”

    Eddie lets out a thinly veiled snort. He shakes his head and finally looks down to his shoes, trying his best to hide his smile. Was this guy for real?

    “Ooh. Was that a laugh I heard? Are my jokes ap-peel-ing to you?” He pauses to use the scale to weigh the bananas. He looks up at Eddie to ridiculously wiggle his eyebrows.

    Eddie finally cracks at that, a full laugh, and concedes, “You’re quick on your feet. Definitely less cringey than I thought this would be.”

    “I’ll count that as a win. Feel free to join in!” The cashier slides the can of Campbell’s noodle soup across the scanner. “Don’t be chicken.”

     

    Or, Richie works as a grocery store cashier who constantly forgets to wear his name tag and can’t stop serving up puns, but Eddie is kinda into it.

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    08 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Eddie's grinning at Richie, who’s breathing hot air on the other side of the glass as if he’s going to create an urgent appeal for help through crude finger art: “This compartment’s closed." Pound-pound-pound, hot breath. “My ma said.”

    Instead of tracing art, Richie licks a straight stripe through his breath cloud as Eddie gags. “That’s not what she told me last NIGHT. Open—the—fucking—” he takes out his wand and points at the door handles, shouts “Sodoku!”, then slams his body onto the doors.

     

    Ben side-eyes the window for any sign of parents.

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    or: A Collection of Really Written-Out Hogwarts Headcanons, Mostly Ben POV, Self-Explanatory Chapter Titles, Chuss No Full-on Stary Am Ver Busy Deyah's Too Mayni Wyurds

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    13 Dec 2019

  3. Rec *

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    Eddie Kaspbrak has had Enough.

    He’s been back in Derry for less than 24 hours and he is Done.

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    Or, what if Eddie didn't let go of his grip on the leper in the pharmacy.

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    08 Oct 2019

  4. Rec *

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    Being in love with Min Yoongi has been a terrible experience and he wouldn’t recommend it to anyone.

    (Or: Seokjin has been pining after Yoongi for nearly a decade, and now he's finally trying to do something about it. The Universe, however, doesn't seem to be on his side.)

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    26 Aug 2019

  5. Rec 77

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    Yoongi promises he's not like his parents but no one seems to care. One day he'll just stop caring and then he can be happy.
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    Yoongi is the son of famous deatheaters and can't seem to escape the prejudices he faces as a result, despite being nothing like his parents. When he's given the chance to prove the world wrong he takes it, but will it convince the 6 boys he likes that he's not evil?

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    11 Jul 2019