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    As an omega, Eggsy belongs to the strongest of the three secondary delineations. It seems like life is finally giving him a good turn, when he learns that, although omegas are supposedly the defenders of the pack, with their vicious strength and their highly protective natures, they've been reduced to little more than a prize to be won and kept fat with pups.

    He coasts through life on omega suppressants and everything is perfect, until it quite frankly goes to shit. Though, to be fair, it's been almost a decade since someone reminded Eggsy about the side effects of taking too many adrenaline pills while on suppressants.

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    12 Oct 2017

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    Everything starts because Roxy remembers what Eggsy said before that party.

    Or.

    Harry thinks he isn't good enough for Eggsy but can't really take watching Eggsy sleep with other people, Eggsy thinks Harry is out of his league and sleeps with people he thinks are in his league instead, Roxy wonders how she got stuck with all these boneheads, and Merlin thinks the title of overlord is fitting.

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    12 Oct 2017

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    Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.

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    11 Oct 2017

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    One of them is an engineer, while the other is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and they're both in a rather hopeless situation. Hopefully they'll survive past their meet-cute.

     

    Basically a series of meet-cutes after I randomized different occupations, two at a time, on some website somewhere. Proving that Hartwin is compatible with, really, any scenario whatsoever, in every universe explored and unexplored.

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    10 Oct 2017

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    Harry sees his adjustment as easy, but that's only because he's not really looking.

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    09 Oct 2017