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Podfic of Starlingthefool's Phone Tag
For this prompt on the Inception kink meme: Due to his dyslexia, Eames has memorized tons and tons of literature. He listens to books on tape on his iPod all the time. Arthur has shitty taste in everything (except suits) and listens to, like, radio-friendly rock while Eames is chillaxing with Anna Karenina on long aeroplane journeys.
Because Arthur is efficient and thinks he is being considerate, he records voicemails for Eames instead of emailing him like everyone else. Except when he's talking he tends to give asides along with the official stuff, and Eames replies to him via voicemail, and so develops a kind of AUDIO-THEMED EPISTOLARY ROMANCE ACROSS THE GLOBE.
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The Loneliest Whale In the World by Starlingthefool
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Feb 2018
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wtf is this kayama, he texts, pausing the video she sent him.
HIZASHI IS SINGING AT WHALES SHOUTA. SINGING. AT. THEM. :whale: :musical note:
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Every responsible adult was once a twenty-something that had no damn idea what they were doing with their life. Scenes from a life before anyone would have trusted Aizawa, Yamada, and Kayama with rooms full of impressionable youth.
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Making a Home at the End of the World by Starlingthefool
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Pacific Rim (Movies)
13 Jan 2018
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Harry is a Jaeger pilot, and Draco is in the K-Science division. Together, they fight
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Out of sheer taciturnity the ceiling listens
to the fall of the ancient leafless rain,
to feathers, to whatever the night imprisoned;
so I wait for you like a lonely house
till you will see me again and live in me.
Till then my windows ache.-Pablo Neruda, Sonnet LXV
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- Part 2 of Till Then My Windows Ache
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Hello Operator, Please Give Me Number Nine by Starlingthefool for nimblermortal
Fandoms: Calvin & Hobbes
23 Dec 2013
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The lesson here, Susie thinks, is that tricking Death is tricky business. How do you outwit the personification of oblivion? Chess, obviously, won’t be the answer.
Or: Susie plays Calvinball with Death.
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At Odds With Circumstance by Starlingthefool
Fandom: X-Men (Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
25 Feb 2012
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Devil You Know by Starlingthefool
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (2009)
19 Jun 2010
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Washington Square by visiblemarket
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Dec 2018
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Poe Dameron's a pretty average sort of guy: he's got a dog he loves and a roommate he kind of hates, a job he's worried about losing, a history of complicated relationships, and friends who are more worried about his romantic prospects than he is. Maybe the last thing he needs is for a famous, beautiful movie star to walk into his store and into his life, but then again -- when has life ever really given him what he needed?
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Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin's Guide to Supersoldier Seduction by galwednesday, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Oct 2018
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Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.
Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.- Language:
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i just wonder (what it would have been) by Kaywinnit
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Sep 2018
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Hizashi feels his forehead furrowing involuntarily. A week and a half of anxious suffering, and it’s True Love’s Kiss™? “That seems too simple,” he growls. “You’re known for obscure or difficult requirements.” Michelle shrugs, unfazed. If she hadn’t knocked out Shouta, he’d probably like her – he’s got a fondness for heroes that are somewhat dickish assholes who don’t care about others’ opinions.
“I didn’t feel like the situation with Eraserhead required anything particularly complicated,” she replies huffily. “Here’s the full list, if you’re going to be like that. He has to be kissed on lips. It can’t be family. It has to be someone who he loves or who loves him, and the love has to be romantic – I’ve never been able to make it a requirement that the feelings are returned, so this is the closest I can get.”
Shouta is Sleeping Beauty, and Hizashi's just enough in love to help.
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30 Nov 2018
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By Moonlight by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Jan 2019
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“Uh, Yamada Hizashi?” Hizashi offers, pointing to himself. “I write the entertainment column?”
“I know who you are,” Aizawa huffs, but his expression doesn’t become any friendlier. Hizashi suppresses a grimace.
“Right! Sorry,” Hizashi replies with an awkward laugh, internally berating himself for sounding like such an idiot in front of the reporter most likely to judge him for it. “So I was thinking about doing a piece on that vigilante – ”
“I’m not helping you,” Aizawa interrupts.
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29 Nov 2018
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In an alternate universe where Sirius Black never went to Azkaban, Harry divides his life between the Dursleys' house and Mr. Black's bookshop -- until Sirius realises what the Dursleys are doing to him, and takes him away from their care.
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