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He had no idea what made Lord Danzou notice an empty-eyed orphan sitting on a bed in the hospital. There was no shortage of orphans. Lord Danzou must have been able to take his pick.
“How would you like to have a chance to kill the demon fox, Iruka-kun?” the old man asked.
Iruka gets conscripted into ROOT after the Kyuubi attack. Years later, Kakashi stumbles across a missing nin, and finds out there's far more to his story than what's in the Bingo Book. -
Thrill Seekers by Starlingthefool
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Jul 2019
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“Tell me to go,” Deku says. “Tell me that you don’t want me here. And I’ll leave.”
Fucking Deku. Katsuki opens his mouth, because he can do that, right? He’s got so many sins weighing down his soul that just one little lie for a good cause shouldn’t be any trouble at all.
But he can’t do it. Let the record show that he tried, all right? He fucking tried.
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Podfic of Starlingthefool's Phone Tag
For this prompt on the Inception kink meme: Due to his dyslexia, Eames has memorized tons and tons of literature. He listens to books on tape on his iPod all the time. Arthur has shitty taste in everything (except suits) and listens to, like, radio-friendly rock while Eames is chillaxing with Anna Karenina on long aeroplane journeys.
Because Arthur is efficient and thinks he is being considerate, he records voicemails for Eames instead of emailing him like everyone else. Except when he's talking he tends to give asides along with the official stuff, and Eames replies to him via voicemail, and so develops a kind of AUDIO-THEMED EPISTOLARY ROMANCE ACROSS THE GLOBE.
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The Loneliest Whale In the World by Starlingthefool
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Feb 2018
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wtf is this kayama, he texts, pausing the video she sent him.
HIZASHI IS SINGING AT WHALES SHOUTA. SINGING. AT. THEM. :whale: :musical note:
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Every responsible adult was once a twenty-something that had no damn idea what they were doing with their life. Scenes from a life before anyone would have trusted Aizawa, Yamada, and Kayama with rooms full of impressionable youth.
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Making a Home at the End of the World by Starlingthefool
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Pacific Rim (Movies)
13 Jan 2018
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Harry is a Jaeger pilot, and Draco is in the K-Science division. Together, they fight
crimeKaiju! Actually, they mostly fight each other.
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At Odds With Circumstance by Starlingthefool
Fandom: X-Men (Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
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In the Jade of the Orient, between his second and third glass of Chardonnay, Eddie says to Richie, “You gotta come visit me in New York sometime, man. You can meet Myra and the kids.”
And Richie says, “‘Myra and the kids’? Please tell me that's the name of your band.”
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If time doesn’t heal then what is it good for?
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"Rich," Eddie says heavily. Meaningfully, and Richie holds his breath, both afraid and hopeful that Eddie is about to say something really sappy, like I always knew and it didn't matter to me, or you know I support you no matter what. Eddie takes a deep breath before he speaks, and Richie closes his eyes, braced for it. "I didn't look at your dick pics."
"Well hey, Eds, thanks," Richie says, laughing incredulously. "Thanks for that."
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05 Jul 2020
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on the earth, on sidewalks by morian
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
25 Jul 2020
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“I can’t go to Europe,” Mike says, like ripping off a bandaid.
Richie momentarily considers dropping his phone in the tub to kill it, and then he remembers that it is 2017 and phones are like, waterproof now. Steve Jobs might be dead, but Richie curses him regardless.
“What the fuck, man?” he says, a little too high pitched. “Is it you Bill is divorcing? Are you his lawyer? How are these two related in any way? You can’t just—”
“Bill needs me, Richie.” Mike’s voice is gentle but firm, like that makes any sense.
“Dude, what am I going to do for 3 months? I’ve got no gigs coming up, no media appearances. Everything's on hold.”
A pause. Then Mike says, “What are you talking about, man? Eddie is still going.”
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Richie and Eddie try to collectively figure out their shit. In Europe!
Bookmarked by Starlingthefool
01 Jul 2020
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AAAAA I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
THE SLOWEST BURNIEST SLOW BURN
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NETFLIX STAND-UP
RICHIE TOZIER: INTERRUPTED
2019 VM14 1hRichie Tozier relays funny stories about his childhood friends and unveils the truth behind his shocking 2017 stand-up special.
PLAY MY LIST
Starring: Richie Tozier
Genres: Stand-Up Comedy, Irreverent Stand-Up Comedy, Comedies
This movie is: Offbeat, Irreverent, WittyBookmarked by Starlingthefool
28 May 2020
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He has dreams about Eddie floating in water.
[Or: Richie goes back, inevitably.]