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    In the Jade of the Orient, between his second and third glass of Chardonnay, Eddie says to Richie, “You gotta come visit me in New York sometime, man. You can meet Myra and the kids.”

    And Richie says, “‘Myra and the kids’? Please tell me that's the name of your band.”

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    If time doesn’t heal then what is it good for?

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    14 Jul 2020

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    "Rich," Eddie says heavily. Meaningfully, and Richie holds his breath, both afraid and hopeful that Eddie is about to say something really sappy, like I always knew and it didn't matter to me, or you know I support you no matter what. Eddie takes a deep breath before he speaks, and Richie closes his eyes, braced for it. "I didn't look at your dick pics."

    "Well hey, Eds, thanks," Richie says, laughing incredulously. "Thanks for that."

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    05 Jul 2020

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    “I can’t go to Europe,” Mike says, like ripping off a bandaid.

    Richie momentarily considers dropping his phone in the tub to kill it, and then he remembers that it is 2017 and phones are like, waterproof now. Steve Jobs might be dead, but Richie curses him regardless.

    “What the fuck, man?” he says, a little too high pitched. “Is it you Bill is divorcing? Are you his lawyer? How are these two related in any way? You can’t just—”

    “Bill needs me, Richie.” Mike’s voice is gentle but firm, like that makes any sense.

    “Dude, what am I going to do for 3 months? I’ve got no gigs coming up, no media appearances. Everything's on hold.”

    A pause. Then Mike says, “What are you talking about, man? Eddie is still going.”

     

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    Richie and Eddie try to collectively figure out their shit. In Europe!

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    01 Jul 2020

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    AAAAA I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

    THE SLOWEST BURNIEST SLOW BURN

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    NETFLIX STAND-UP
    RICHIE TOZIER: INTERRUPTED
    2019 VM14 1h

    Richie Tozier relays funny stories about his childhood friends and unveils the truth behind his shocking 2017 stand-up special.

    PLAY MY LIST

    Starring: Richie Tozier
    Genres: Stand-Up Comedy, Irreverent Stand-Up Comedy, Comedies
    This movie is: Offbeat, Irreverent, Witty

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    28 May 2020

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    He has dreams about Eddie floating in water.

    [Or: Richie goes back, inevitably.]

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    27 May 2020

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    Just a million crying emojis tbh

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